Java Final Boss

Java Final Boss
gradle-memes, build-times-memes, java-memes, android-memes, developer-workflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the true enemy of developer productivity - waiting for Gradle builds. Everything else zips by in seconds, but then Gradle shows up with its "13h 28m 0s" like it's compiling the entire internet.

This is why senior devs have developed the ancient art of "coffee fetching" and "strategic meetings" that mysteriously coincide with build times. The real reason we all have 32GB of RAM isn't for those fancy IDEs - it's just to convince Gradle to maybe finish before retirement.

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