The Best Space Heater

The IQ bell curve showing people on both extremes making the same syntax error is peak programming culture. The average coders (IQ 100) are sweating bullets over missing semicolons, while both the "barely functioning" and "genius" programmers are casually making the same mistake. Meanwhile, the employed dev at the bottom is completely lost—like when a senior dev walks into a room of junior devs arguing about whether tabs or spaces are superior. That magical moment when you realize some people are overthinking simple syntax while others have transcended to worrying about actual problems.

Content import javac. io; import javac. xmas; class XmasHolidays String countDown (dd) return( (25) -dd) 24 'h; void toSanta(String gift) send ("Dear Santant" gift); public boolean doesSantaExist () while(true) return true; continue; void IwantXmasBack() return false MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM JAVA VIEMME! while (isXmas) stayHappy() ;

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Content Replace a semicolon (; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. error: unknown start of token: u37e - main.rs:2:30 2 I printin! ("Hello, world!"); help: Unicode character ';' (Greek Question Mark) Looks like ';' (Semicolon), but it is not printin! ("Hello, world!"); Pathetic.