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The Best Space Heater

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Freezing to death in your apartment? Don't worry, just run a Gradle build and WITNESS THE MIRACLE! Your computer will transform into a thermonuclear reactor that could heat an entire ZIP code! The desperate "run gradle build" solution is the programmer's equivalent of setting your money on fire for warmth—except this fire comes with a progress bar and enough CPU usage to make your laptop levitate off the desk! Who needs central heating when your development environment doubles as a space heater that could probably be seen from the International Space Station?!

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