Flutter and React Native promise the dream of cross-platform mobile development—write once, deploy everywhere. The kid excitedly packs their bags for this magical journey, only to return moments later with the harsh reality: "shit breaks every 5 seconds."
That's the special joy of Gradle build errors. Nothing quite compares to watching your terminal spew 500 lines of red text because you added a comma in the wrong place. The modern mobile developer experience: 10% coding, 90% staring blankly at build failures while questioning career choices.