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STOP EVERYTHING! The most accurate portrayal of full stack development I've ever witnessed! 😱 This poor child accidentally became the PERFECT metaphor for what happens when you're forced to know 37 frameworks, 12 languages, and still make it to stand-up by 9am! The disheveled hair! The dead-inside eyes! The formal attire that screams "I have a client meeting at 2 but need to debug a production issue at 1:59"! Truly the walking corpse that emerges after trying to figure out why your CSS works in Chrome but breaks in Safari while simultaneously setting up a database that refuses to connect for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever. Not a zombie—just a developer who's seen one too many merge conflicts!

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The beautiful irony of throwing an AssertionError with the message "Unreachable code reached" is just *chef's kiss*. It's the programming equivalent of installing a security camera inside a black hole. You're basically telling the compiler "this code will never execute" and then writing an error message for when it does execute. The cosmic paradox of defensive programming at its finest! This is the senior developer's version of "trust no one, not even yourself." They've been burned too many times by "impossible" edge cases showing up in production at 3 AM.

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