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Content Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some sty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers . Upvote 214 Share 0

Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."

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Content So. You just graduated from a React bootcamp, you have 3 months of experience, and you want a 300k base salary bonus, remote only, unlimited paid holidays and of course, equity. Is that right? Yes sir. I know my worth. djaiss

Someone tried to create a radio button UI in real life but completely missed the point. Radio buttons are supposed to be mutually exclusive—you can only select one option. But they forgot to actually implement the selection functionality! It's like shipping code without the onClick handler. This is what happens when product managers say "make it look exactly like the mockup" without understanding the underlying functionality.