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Content Junior Developer 4 reviews Temporarily remote - Full-time You must create an Indeed account before continuing to the company website to apply Apply on company site Key skills and attributes Skilled in developing dynamic data-driven applications in the Microsoft net framework using C, MVC ASP. Net Proficiency in HTML, JavaScript, CSS including browser configuration Experience as a Python Developer and experience with Python frameworks (e.g., Django, Flask, Bottle) Familiar with API integrations (SON, XML, SOAP etc.) Proficient technical problem-solving skills and ability to diagnose technical problems quickly Familiar with a range of SO capabilities including OKTA Knowledge in using Microsoft Azure cloud technologies to develop, deploy and serve applications Knowledge of test automation, continuous integration and delivery and automated deployments Experience of Agile SCRUM and Kanban Ability to operate in a value-driven style consistent with the values of the public services and specifically with the new organisational values

Finally, a gardener who understands CSS! The tree has position: relative (it's staying put), the branches have display: none (they've been chopped off), and the leaves are position: absolute; bottom: 0px (stubbornly growing only at the base). It's what happens when you let a frontend developer loose with pruning shears. Nature doesn't stand a chance against someone who's spent years fighting with flexbox.

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The virgin 6-line if-else statement vs the chad one-liner ternary operator. Nothing says "I'm a coding sophisticate" like condensing a perfectly readable conditional into a cryptic single line that makes future maintainers question their career choices. The sunglasses really sell it - "Look at me, I just saved 5 whole lines and only sacrificed the entire team's sanity." Next up: replacing all your variable names with single letters to achieve true programming enlightenment.

Content enum Roles H Admin, Writer, Reader const Roles Admin: "admin" Writer: "writer" Reader: "reader" as const;

The quintessential junior developer experience captured in its purest form. Spending 4 hours in debugging purgatory, questioning your life choices and sanity, only to discover you never actually called the function you wrote. It's like building an entire rocket ship and wondering why it won't launch when you never pressed the ignition button. The instant transition from SpongeBob's rage-filled face to "Worked immediately" is the perfect representation of that unique mixture of relief and self-loathing that only programming can provide. The most authentic part? We've ALL been there... probably yesterday.