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Content Virgin API Consumer JSON Fears HTML Limited to the what the API can do Has to identify himself even for read-only APIs API Provider takes away his endpoint 429 Too Many Requests Has to worry about quota Thinks that he is making his life easier begs his users for auth API keys data is 10 minutes behind has to verify his email, phone, driver's license, ssn, dna sample has to agree to Terms of Service and follow the the rules Tokens Chad third-party scraper follows no rules, doesn't agree to any terms of service Luminati scrapes so fast the backend crashes Se has no limitations can access any data he wancs entire industries are dedicated to stopping him website thinks his user agent is a phone Doesn't care about changes in policies Even Javascript can't stop him OR. pays laborers to solve captchas doesn't even have a phone number guests. can work anonymously parses HTML with regex MULLVAD SMSPVA 2Captcha his business is profitable Can do whatever he wants millions of engineer hours, still can't stop him from scraping promising career at high-frequency trading firm musc scrabes in his spare time

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of the tech world in one perfect image! 😱 On the left, some poor soul announces they've literally BENT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS by creating a TIME MACHINE—you know, just casually REVOLUTIONIZING HUMAN EXISTENCE—and nobody gives a flying function about it! Meanwhile, the person on the right is absolutely SWARMED with media attention for... wait for it... "7 JavaScript libraries you should know about." SEVEN! LIBRARIES! The horror! The drama! The sheer absurdity of our priorities as a species! This is why we can't have nice things like time travel, people! We're too busy chasing the next hot npm package that will be deprecated faster than you can say "node_modules"! 💅

Remember when web development was just two cartoon characters chasing each other around your codebase? DOM manipulation with jQuery was the wild west of frontend—Tom frantically trying to select elements while Jerry kept escaping through event bubbling loopholes. Modern devs be like "I use React hooks and state management" while secretly missing the days when you could just $('#myElement').fadeIn() and call it a day. No virtual DOM, no component lifecycle—just pure chaos and that satisfying feeling when your animation finally worked. The circle of frontend life: spend years moving away from jQuery only to eventually rebuild it with extra steps.

Content To be honest, I don't actually need a Java developer but a Javascript developer. But Java and Javascript are very similar, aren't they? Yeah 00 Is this guy stupid?!

Content Me after spending 5 hours debugging my code and it turns out I used array.size instead of array.length and my manager sees me laughing hysterically at my code: You wouldn't get it

Content Shayan ImShyy 5h 1 propose replacing trycatch with the following: fuck around let appay "This", "is", "a", "test"; console. log (array 5. toUpperCase ()) ; find out (error) console. error ('We found out: ', error); 35 17 236 1,885 a 100K