Don't Get My Hopes Up

The sweet, fleeting moment when you think you might actually complete a project on time... and then the product owner swoops in with their "small features" that are actually massive scope changes. That expression shift from "I'm about to accomplish something" to "my weekend is canceled" happens faster than a production server crashes after pushing untested code. Those "quick calls" are where dreams go to die. And somehow those "couple small features" always multiply like rabbits with a caffeine addiction.

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The ultimate C programming achievement: mastering pointers! The meme shows someone proudly declaring themselves "#1 POINTER" - which is exactly how you feel when you finally understand those memory-manipulating demons that haunt every C programmer's nightmares. For the uninitiated: pointers in C are variables that store memory addresses instead of actual values. They're simultaneously the most powerful and most terrifying feature of C - responsible for both incredible performance and those mysterious segmentation faults that make you question your career choices at 2AM. Fun fact: The creator of C, Dennis Ritchie, once said "Pointers and arrays are so closely allied in their design that they can be made to work harmoniously." Translation: "I've created a puzzle that will torture programmers for generations."

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Content Me: Programming on my PC for a hour straight without saving. My electricity I'm about to end this man's whole career