Don't Get My Hopes Up

Content When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing Now, God only Knows I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. Dear maintainer: Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 42 somedev1 - 6702 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen somedev2 - 52207 Temporary my ass Magic. Do not touch.

Content Internet Explorer FRAGPUNCH.COM Microsoft shuts down Internet Explorer after 25 years of service BLOW You were the Best Enrome downloader that I ever used

Content 2030: The last remaining COBOL programmers doing updates to the US nuclear weapon systems.

Content Flunked Out and Fired firedflunkie 36s It's a sensitive subject Artificiallntelligence Me: Hey robot, can you tell me what the cube root of 41063625 is? Robot: 345, fuckin light work bro Me: Nice. Hey robot, what is that thing over there? Is that a traffic light? Or a storefront? Is it a crosswalk? I can't tell, what is that thing? Robot: ... sobs mechanically ProgrammerHumor

Mobile gaming setup with keyboard, mouse, and a phone rigged to a stand? That's not a workaround, that's a cry for help. The phone is literally running what appears to be a first-person shooter while connected to peripherals that cost more than a decent graphics card. Captain Picard's exasperation perfectly captures what every developer thinks when they see someone coding on a Raspberry Pi connected to 17 different dongles instead of just buying proper hardware. Sometimes the simplest solution is just... getting the right tool for the job.

Content A database is just a bunch of excel files CHANGE MY MIND