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The duality of code quality in one perfect image. Left side: the disheveled, sleep-deprived cat represents that horrific spaghetti code you hacked together at 3 AM just to make the feature work. Right side: the same cat in a tuxedo is that exact same monstrous code, but now formally dressed up for its public debut in the repository. Nothing actually changed in the logic—you just added a few comments, removed some debug prints, and formatted it nicely before the commit. The code still has eight nested if-statements and that one function that's 400 lines long, but hey, it's wearing a bow tie now!

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