Don't Get My Hopes Up

function api documentation Technical debt Legacy code Workarounds Programming hell Deprecated Obsolete code

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Don't Get My Hopes Up

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That brief moment of joy when you find the perfect function in some obscure documentation, only to have your soul crushed in three consecutive stages of despair. First, it's deprecated. Then you discover the docs you're reading are from 2015. And finally, the killing blow - the new API has completely removed that functionality because some architect decided "nobody needs that anymore." Time to cobble together a 47-line workaround that'll haunt your code reviews for years!

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