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Behold, the quintessential developer paradox! Crawling 25 miles through the desert to spend several hours automating a task that could be done manually in 5 minutes. It's like spending 4 hours writing a script to rename files when you could've just renamed them all in 10 minutes. But where's the intellectual challenge in that? The dopamine hit from automation is worth the dehydration, obviously. Remember: A true developer measures success not by time saved, but by how unnecessarily complex the solution was. If you're not overengineering, are you even engineering?

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When the interviewer asks you to write a loop but you've been optimizing code since the Pentium era. Why waste precious CPU cycles on branch prediction and loop overhead when you can just manually unroll that bad boy? Sure, it looks like you're writing code with your face, but technically you're just doing the compiler's job for it. Modern problems require ancient solutions that haven't been relevant since 1997. Your interviewer is either going to hire you immediately or quietly escort you from the building. No middle ground.

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Content rwebdev Posted by uimjustnoob45 6h Why is stackoverflow.com community so harsh? They'd say horrible things everytime I tried to create a post, and I'm completely aware that sometimes my post needs more clarity, or my post is a duplication, but the reason my post was a duplicate was because the original post's solution wasn't working for me... Also, while my posts might be simple to answer at times, please keep in mind that I am a newbie in programming and stackoverflow... I enjoy stackoverflow since it has benefited many programmers, including myself, but please don't be too harsh :( In the comments, you are free to say whatever you want. I'll also mention that I'm going to work on improving my answers and questions on stackoverflow. I hope you understand what I'm saying, and thank you very much! 4 249 S 0 147 Share BEST COMMENTS Sarke1 3h R 2 Awards Marked as duplicate. This question already has an answer here:Why is CSGO's community so toxic? 5 Reply 4 359