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Ah, the circle of programming life! C gives you the keys to memory kingdom but expects you to be an adult about it. JavaScript is that friend who keeps borrowing money but swears they'll pay you back (narrator: they won't). Java brings JavaScript's problems to your smartwatch, toaster, and 2.99 billion other devices. Meanwhile, Go is the neat freak roommate who follows you around with a dustpan, and Haskell won't even touch memory until you explicitly acknowledge its existence. And then there's Rust, where your strings mysteriously disappear because some function decided "ownership" means "yoink, mine now!" The only thing leaking more than these languages is my will to continue debugging them.

Ah, the dependency economy strikes again! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like slapping tariffs on all your package managers. 67% on NPM? That's how you end up with node_modules the size of Wyoming but still missing that one critical dependency. And Cargo at 90%? Rust developers about to start smuggling crates across the border. Meanwhile, Homebrew at just 14% is clearly the "very fine package manager on both sides." The only thing growing faster than these tariffs is your package-lock.json file.

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