The Sacred Download Protection Ritual

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The Sacred Download Protection Ritual

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of parents who think downloads have a pause button! 😱 This poor soul has resorted to multilingual warfare, posting a desperate "DO NOT DA COMPUTER" sign while Steam downloads "Sea of Thieves" at a glacial 37% complete. The Italian/Spanish warning below ("está scaricando un juego") translates to "it's downloading a game" - because apparently "don't touch" needs international reinforcement when you're dealing with download-interrupting parents who believe computers have a magical "I'll just quickly turn this off" feature that doesn't obliterate hours of progress. The struggle is REAL and the trauma is GENERATIONAL! 💀

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