Outnerded

When your 12-year-old kid names you "Source Code (Dad)" and your wife "Data Compiler (Mom)" in their phone contacts, you know you've successfully passed down the nerd genes. The kid basically called dad the original implementation and mom the one who processes and transforms everything into the final product. That's some next-level family tree documentation right there.

The real kicker? Dad had to search his wife's contact name too, which means this kid's organizational system is so cryptic even the source material can't decode it without help. Nothing says "I've been outnerded" quite like your own offspring treating your family like a software development pipeline.