Well Well Well... If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions

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Well Well Well... If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions

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That moment when you've spent 45 minutes cursing the compiler, questioning your career choices, and contemplating a new life as a goat herder... only to realize you wrote myFunction but never actually called it with myFunction(). The compiler was innocent all along, but your pride is eternally guilty. The worst part? This is debugging incident #478 this month.

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