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Content mCC mcclure111 Follow v In C we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std.:vectorblock,std.:allocator Ty:push back(const block )': cannot convert argument 1 from std.Vectoriteratorstd:Vectorvalstd.Si mpletypes block' to 'block '" and i think that's beautiful 4:30 PM - 1 Jun 2018 292 Retweets 926 Likes 20 17 292 926

Content TaLL 4302 4303 Lory return output MemoryError: Unable to allocate 280. TiB for an array I'm limited by the technology of my time

The ancient laptop with a new SSD is like an elderly superhero who suddenly remembers they have powers. Sure, Chrome still takes 5 minutes to load instead of 15, but that's a 66% improvement! Your decrepit machine is now slightly less embarrassing at coffee shops, where people mistake your boot-up sequence for performance art. It's the computing equivalent of putting racing stripes on your grandpa's mobility scooter—technically faster, still fundamentally slow.

The eternal bait-and-switch of programming life. You start a project thinking "I'll just use this simple framework" or "This should only take an afternoon," and suddenly it's 3 weeks later and you're deep in Stack Overflow threads from 2013 trying to figure out why your perfectly reasonable code is being interpreted as an arcane summoning ritual. The optimism-to-despair pipeline is the most reliable infrastructure in tech.

Content intelligence.arena ok ima singlehandedly fix Twitter search in my million dollar apartment damn this twitter search thing got hands (anyway anyone wanna do free labor for me? wink wink, guilt face, etc?)

Content When your 'friend' asks you to help find the bug in their code but they haven't written any documentation and their variable names are meaningless