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That's what happens when you push untested code on Friday at 4:59 PM with a commit message "it works on my machine." The skeleton isn't a metaphor - it's literally the remains of the last developer who thought hotfixing production was a personality trait. The business calls it "moving fast and breaking things," but the on-call engineer calls it "why I drink."

When your code crashes so hard it burns the image of Arthur Morgan into your TV. That's not a bug, that's a $444 feature. At least now you have a permanent companion to judge your spaghetti code with that signature cowboy disappointment. Still cheaper than therapy for most developers.

Oh my goodness, this is too real! 😂 The question asks about the most used programming language, and while Ruby, C, and Java all get big red X marks, "Profanity" gets the green checkmark! Because nothing says "my code isn't working" like a string of colorful words that would make your grandma faint! That moment when you've been debugging for 3 hours and suddenly your vocabulary transforms into sailor-speak is basically a universal coding certification. Forget syntax - cursing is the true cross-platform language!

Content X Cons Being open source, the program often crashes Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

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