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Content DEAR VARIOUS PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, COWORKERS, AND OTHER "NOT COMPUTER PEOPLE WE DON'T MAGICALLY KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING IN EVERY PROGRAM. WHEN WE HELP YOU, WE'RE USUALLY JUST DOING THIS: START FIND A MENU ITEM OR BUTTON WHICH LOOKS RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. OK y CLICK IT. I CAN'T FIND ONE. PICK ONE AT RANDOM. IVE TRIED THEM ALL NO HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING THIS FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR? YES ASK SOMEONE FOR HELP OR GIVE UP. NO DID IT WORK? YES GOOGLE THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM PLUS A FEW WORDS RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. FOLLOW ANY INSTRUCTIONS. YOURE DONE! PLEASE PRINT THIS FLOWCHART OUT AND TAPE IT NEAR YOUR SCREEN. CONGRATULATIONS; YOU'RE NOW THE LOCAL COMPUTER EXPERT!

Nothing quite like watching a new analyst's soul leave their body when they see a database at 7am on Monday morning. Then someone hands them a SQL query that's basically asking to see everyone's private data. That look of horror says it all - welcome to data analytics, kid, where ethics and sleep schedules go to die.

Content Hi, I have problems catching mice, any advice please? Recommend upgrading to relying on humans. StackOverflow Catching mice is no longer considered a best practice. Covered by "How to stalk birds." Marked as duplicate

Content rwebdev Posted by ufuturewebdev 12h Are front-end devs looked down upon by others? Tech 1 keep getting this vibe online that back-end developers think front-end work is for simpletons (for the lack of a better word). Is this true or am I imagining things? 4 255 354 A Share Award BEST COMMENTS QuestionsHurt 10h 6 2 Awards Yes, yes it is. But then again Web development in general is scoffed at by most other developers. Programmers are scoffed at by "real" Engineers. Engineers are belittled by physicists. Physicists by Mathematicians. Mathematicians by Artists. Artists by designers. Designers by frontend developers. Circle of life. Reply 4 1,0k ProarammerHumor.io

Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect search engine—a journey more convoluted than trying to explain to your mom why her computer is slow. This flowchart perfectly captures the existential crisis of modern developers. On one path, you've got the vector search hipsters who think they're too cool for regular search (spoiler: they are). Then there's the keyword search folks desperately seeking fault-tolerance like it's the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup. My personal favorite is the "petabytes of logs" branch. Do you really need so many logs? Well... YES . Because nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like hoarding data you'll never actually look at. And then there's the person who just wants Google without the AI hallucinations. Sorry buddy, wrong flowchart—but I feel your pain. We all miss the days when search results weren't trying to predict your existential crises. The real genius here is how accurately it portrays our decision-making process: a chaotic mess of technical requirements, personal preferences, and completely arbitrary choices that somehow ends with us picking whatever was mentioned in that conference talk we half-listened to last month.

Content ELECTRON Google Announces New Version of Chrome Will Be Run Inside Electron MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA- In a Press Release issued yesterday, Google CEO Sundar Pichai and SVP of Android, Chrome OS and Chromecast Hiroshi Lockheimer announced that the next version of Google's highly successful web browser Chrome will forgo its previous design iterations, and will now be run inside an instance of electron. Pichai was quoted saying, "Users just don't need any of their fucking RAM for anything else.' Continue Reading