THE AUDACITY! Some absolute MANIAC turned off transaction logging to "save space" and now the entire database team is having a collective meltdown! 💀 It's like removing your car's brakes to make it lighter - technically correct but CATASTROPHICALLY stupid! Without transaction logs, you might as well write your data on Post-its and throw them into a hurricane. Hope everyone enjoyed having recoverable data because that ship has SAILED, darling! Database recovery? More like database PRAYER at this point! ✨
Who Turned Off Transaction Logging To Save Space?
1 year ago
447,287 views
2 shares
database-memes, disaster-memes, dba-memes, transaction-logging-memes, data-loss-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Write Where First
1 year ago
456.4K views
0 shares
Can a person really know ALL this?
5 years ago
538.1K views
4 shares
Test Suite Setup: The Infrastructure Apocalypse
11 months ago
513.6K views
0 shares
Loading more content...
AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Bash
C++