Elon Sort

Getting that baby started on backpropagation before they can even propagate backward out of the room. Gotta secure that AI engineering job by age 3. The kid's already debugging neural network architectures while the rest of us are still trying to center a div. In 20 years they'll be creating sentient AI while we're still arguing about tabs vs spaces.

Watching an algorithm tutorial at 4:55 AM while chugging water and flexing is apparently the secret sauce to passing technical interviews. Nothing says "I'm committed to understanding QuickSort" like bicep curls at dawn. The duality of programming: one minute you're watching a mild-mannered instructor explain Big O notation, the next you're transformed into a hydrated code warrior ready to battle merge sort with your bare hands. This is what they mean by "grinding leetcode" – literal physical preparation for the mental marathon ahead. Somewhere between desperation and dedication lies the path to algorithm enlightenment.

The paranoia is real. Nothing says "trust issues" like wrapping your calculator in parentheses just to make absolutely sure it calculates 2+3*4 as 2+(3*4) instead of (2+3)*4. That's the difference between getting 14 and 20, and I'm not taking any chances with my code logic. The calculator says it follows PEMDAS, but do I believe it? Absolutely not. Those extra parentheses are basically the programming equivalent of wearing both a belt AND suspenders.

A classic language war in its natural habitat! Someone makes the bold claim that C/C++ and assembly are unbeatable performance kings, only to be countered by the chaotic suggestion to "google Fortran Tutorial." The third commenter's "Holy hell" perfectly captures that moment when you realize Fortran—that ancient scientific computing language from the 1950s—still outperforms modern languages in numerical computations. It's like watching someone bring a calculator to a smartphone fight and somehow win. The real punchline? All three comments have exactly 1 point each. Nobody's winning this war.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this algorithm! 💅 It's claiming to sort arrays in O(0) time which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE in computer science! The secret? It just does NOTHING and expects the array to already be sorted! This is like claiming you can clean your entire apartment in zero seconds if it's already spotless! The sheer LAZINESS of that 'pass' statement is sending me into orbit! It's the programming equivalent of showing up to a group project and taking credit while doing absolutely nothing! ✨

The x86 instruction set has evolved from sensible mnemonics like mov and add to absurd alphabet soup like xtrsprfstcmd that supposedly does complex math while romancing your mother in a single clock cycle. Impressive efficiency, questionable naming conventions. It's like Intel engineers went from writing readable code to smashing their faces on keyboards while achieving quantum-level performance.