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Content Tyler Glaiel S TylerGlaiel Programming Language Tier List: S: A: B: C: D: F: javascript, c, c, java, python, c, lisp, asm, php, brainfuck, perl, ruby, haskell, rust, fortran, ecmascript, basic, scala, swift, go, sal, erlang, lua, ada, jai, f, html, mathlab, ocaml, bash, regex, c-- 10:20 AM Nov 5, 2019 Twitter Web App 42 Retweets 198 Likes

Content THIS IS MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE javascript "11" 1 "111" "11" - 1 10

Every developer knows that proper debugging tools exist. And yet, there we are at 3 AM, littering our code with console.log() statements like breadcrumbs in a forest of bugs. Sure, it's primitive. Sure, your senior developer is judging you. But when that random string finally prints exactly where you expected it to, you feel like a goddamn genius. It's not elegant, but it gets the job done—just like duct tape on a space station.

Content Planet Deaths 120,315,672,896 Has JavaScript NO NO YES NO NO NO NO NO NO COINCIDENCE?

The eternal developer nightmare: being asked to build something "for the experience" while someone else profits from your work. That school project is basically saying "Hey kids, compete against each other to build our website for free, and maybe we'll give you a gold star!" The kicker? You're not just doing unpaid work—you're doing unpaid work with the added pressure of a competition. It's like being asked to interview for a job by building their entire product first. Next thing you know, they'll ask students to "redesign the school's enterprise database system for extra credit."

Content ...it was originally a C console app but that really seemed like overkill for what it does, so I rebuilt it in Powershell. No big deal - only took me a couple of hours" ProgrammerHumo