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Cooking is predictable. Dependencies are not. You're happily chopping veggies for your code soup when BAM! Your package manager throws a tantrum because apparently some library maintainer decided carrots aren't cool anymore. The pure existential dread of running npm update only to watch your entire project implode because someone decided to make a "minor improvement" that breaks your entire architecture is the stuff of developer nightmares. And don't get me started on those cryptic deprecation warnings that basically translate to "this will work today but might spontaneously combust tomorrow, good luck!"

JavaScript's equality operators are the absolute NIGHTMARE FUEL of programming! 😱 First it tells us that 0 == "0" is true because it's doing type coercion like some dark magic ritual. Then it says 0 == [] is ALSO true because empty arrays are converted to empty strings and then to 0. So our poor superhero tries to apply LOGIC: "If A equals B and B equals C, then A must equal C, right?" WRONG! "0" == [] is FALSE because JavaScript woke up and chose CHAOS! It's like JavaScript is that friend who agrees with everyone separately but then watches the world burn when they're all in the same room. The rules aren't just bent—they're SHATTERED into a million inconsistent pieces!

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