The Real Exponential Growth Champion

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The perfect progression of a tech bro's descent into madness! First, they're all chill about making an app. Then they drop the "backend in Rust" bomb like they've discovered fire. But when they reveal their Svelte frontend, you can practically hear the hipster energy intensifying. And the cherry on top? A whopping 69 users (nice) that turns them into a literal demon. Classic case of "I used the trendiest tech stack but forgot about the whole 'solving actual problems' part." Happens to the best of us... or worst of us, depending on your perspective.

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Ah, the classic "read everything but build nothing" syndrome! This poor soul has gone down the documentation rabbit hole, consuming every tech manual from Java to Kubernetes without writing a single line of actual code. It's like studying the theory of swimming for years without ever getting wet. The tech stack resume is impressive enough to land a senior position, but ask them to print "Hello World" and suddenly they're experiencing an existential crisis. Reading documentation is like watching cooking shows - it doesn't make you a chef until you burn something in the kitchen a few times.

Your laptop just transformed into a portable space heater because you dared to run npm install . The sheer AUDACITY of Node.js deciding that your computer needs to download half the internet just to display "Hello World" is truly a spectacle. Watch in horror as your CPU fan screams for mercy while installing 47,000 dependencies for a simple date formatting library. Your thighs are getting medium-rare, your battery is crying, and somewhere in the distance, a polar ice cap just melted. But hey, at least you got that left-pad package!