The Real Exponential Growth Champion

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The Real Exponential Growth Champion

javascript-memes, node_modules-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, tech-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Someone needs to tell Elon about the exponential growth of node_modules folders. While AI might be growing fast, any JavaScript developer knows the true speed champion is watching your disk space vanish as soon as you run npm install. That 5MB project somehow needs 500MB of dependencies, and God help you if you're on a slow internet connection. The real technological singularity isn't AI - it's when a single node_modules folder finally consumes all available storage on Earth.

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