Best Browser Hidden In Plain Sight

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Best Browser Hidden In Plain Sight

wget-memes, terminal-memes, command-line-memes, browsers-memes, chrome-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

HONEY, PLEASE! Why waste precious milliseconds of your life clicking on fancy browser icons when you can just wget your way to internet glory?! 💅 The top panel shows a disgusted rejection of Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Safari, and Opera like they're last season's JavaScript frameworks. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the TRUE internet connoisseur's choice - commanding the web through terminal like the ABSOLUTE ROYALTY you are. Who needs pretty UIs when you can feel like a hacker god with one command line? Terminal browsers - for when you're just TOO EVOLVED for graphics!

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