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Content 9h Replying to CalebJHull It's so slow. I dont' think it's a native app. Probably using electronjs shelley codebytere 9h uhh considering that it's a mobile app, that'd be a no haha 29 1 ili gh Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull You can bypass Apple's Electron app ban using one of over a dozen wrappers shelley codebytere 9h 1) Electron literally does not work on mobile. It is desktop only. 2) There is no Electron app ban. See: : shelley codebytere Jun 15 Replying to chewingcode and dhh also Electron should be fine now - the issue with rejections there was that Chromium sometimes uses private macOS APIs (which Apple does not allow) and so we need to patch out new ones when they crop up :) 9 1 M 36 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull 1) It literally does. 2) Way to refer to yourself. 9 2 17 shelley codebytere 9h by all means continue to tell me how Electron works Ima 17 1 98 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull No thanks. I can tell you think you're a know it all. 17 2 shelley codebvtere Replying to Caleb JHull you didn't look at my bio, did you 9:39 AM Jun 24, 2020 Twitter Web App

Content UGH MoMMY THOSE TWO MEN ARE developing a Javascript framework BASEBALL DONT Look AT THEM, RICKY. I DONT WANT YOU TO BE INFLUENCED BY... OHGODNO RICKYYY - EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS - IT IS Too LATE, MOTHER i' m creating a next level, small yet powerfull, api-driven, module based, nodedeno compatible, fast-prototyping, Typescript enabeld, .io-Solution with real developers in mind. 2M5

The coding journey in one perfect graph. You start with a tangled ball of confusion (that red mess is literally my first React project), stumble through the "I think I'm getting it" phase in the middle, and then suddenly—exponential growth to infinity. The kicker? That "Forever" label is spot on. Ten years in and I'm still waiting to reach the top of that curve. Spoiler alert: you never do. The learning never stops, which is both the most beautiful and most infuriating part of this profession. That chaotic squiggle is basically my resume at this point.

Content - Don't mess with me. My boyfriend is a Programmer, he'll hack your world into oblivion. - The boyfriend: www.google.comsearch?eio2F5X4v Google O how to declare variables in html ALL VIDEOS IMAGES NEWS MAPS procrommer meme

Ever notice how government websites look like they were built when Netscape was still cool? While the rest of us are over here with reactive SPAs, CSS grids, and responsive design, government sites are like "Hey, tables and Comic Sans work just fine, thank you very much." It's like they found a developer time capsule from 1998 and said "Perfect! Ship it!" Nothing says "we value efficiency" like a website that takes 15 seconds to load a PDF form you can't even fill out electronically.

Content Kitze thekitze "Sooo I'm working on my new startup, it's going great so far" 9 React App localhost:3000 Hello World 8:21 AM 18 Dec 17 146 Retweets 642 Likes