The Endless Bloatware Battle

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The Endless Bloatware Battle

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The eternal Windows bloatware cycle in full glory! First frame: You're Moe, aggressively strangling the life out of Edge, OneDrive, and Copilot. Second frame: Brief satisfaction as you've cleansed your system. Third frame: Microsoft sneaking those exact same apps back onto your machine with the next "security update." It's like playing digital whack-a-mole with your own computer. The more you remove them, the more aggressively they return... with even more telemetry!

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