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AI Will Never Replace Coders

AI Will Never Replace Coders
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this comic! 😂 First we're having a deep existential chat with an AI about our job security, feeling all smug that "humans do things robots can't" – and then BOOM! The plot twist that DESTROYS our fragile programmer egos! We've gone from respected professionals to literal ZOO EXHIBITS, trapped in "Coder-Town" while future families gawk at us fixing our own syntax errors like we're some kind of primitive species! The ultimate humiliation! And they're throwing CORN at us! CORN!!! As if we're not already dead inside from debugging our own spaghetti code! This is the tech apocalypse we truly deserve. Not with a bang, but with a semicolon in the wrong place. 💀

The Matrix Predicted Cookie Consent

The Matrix Predicted Cookie Consent
Holy crap, how did I miss this? In "The Matrix," Neo literally has to accept a cookie from the Oracle before she'll talk to him. Twenty years later, we're all clicking "Accept Cookies" before websites let us in. The Wachowskis weren't making sci-fi—they were documenting our dystopian future. My mind is absolutely blown, and I've watched that movie like 47 times. Somewhere, a product manager is using this scene in their GDPR compliance slide deck.

VSCode Updates Be Like

VSCode Updates Be Like
Visual Studio Code from the future is apparently just an AI delivery system now. The "many updates" in the March 2025 release can be summarized as: AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, and... wait for it... AI! Microsoft's subtle approach to feature diversity is truly inspiring. Why bother with performance improvements, bug fixes, or new developer tools when you can just repeat "AI" six times and call it a day? Coming in version 2.0: Your code now writes itself while simultaneously reporting everything you do to Skynet. But hey, at least it autocompletes your semicolons correctly!