You're Sheltering Discs, Aren't You?

Dystopian future where Sony's DRM enforcement squad kicks down your door because you dared to repurpose their proprietary media as furniture. Because nothing says "we care about our customers" quite like hunting down people who bought your obsolete physical media format.

The real joke here is imagining Sony still being relevant enough in 2035 to care about Concord discs. That game flopped so hard it got pulled in like two weeks, making those discs rarer than a bug-free production deployment. They're basically collectibles now—perfect coaster material, honestly.

Also love how we're all just casually accepting that physical media will still exist in 2035. Bold assumption when most of us haven't touched a disc drive since 2015.