Human As A Service

So we've finally come full circle. After decades of automating everything to replace humans, AI has discovered it still needs us for the physical stuff. "The meatspace layer for AI" is honestly the most dystopian yet accurate tagline I've ever seen. 91,285 humans available for rent because your AI agent can't pick up groceries or touch grass (literally). It's like we've created a gig economy where you're not even driving for Uber anymore—you're just being someone's hands and feet while an AI tells you what to do. The future is here, and apparently it's just TaskRabbit but with extra existential dread. At least they're honest about it: "robots need your body." Can't wait to explain to my grandkids that I was a biological peripheral device for an AI overlord.