Mercedes integrating Teams into their cars is the most dystopian thing I've seen since someone tried to schedule a meeting at 4:55 PM on Friday. You're already stuck in traffic, now you can be stuck in a meeting too. The "CLA model" sounds less like a luxury car and more like a corporate prison on wheels. The thought of getting a Teams notification while driving at highway speeds is genuinely terrifying. That purple "Join" button glowing on your dashboard while you're merging? That's not innovation, that's a cry for help. Pretty sure the Geneva Convention has something to say about forcing people to attend standup meetings while literally standing on the brake pedal. Driving off a cliff genuinely seems like the more peaceful option than explaining to your PM why you can't join the "quick sync" because you're doing 70 on the freeway. At least the cliff has a clear exit strategy.
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