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8 hours ago 111.9K views 1 shares

When you're staring at a dependency graph that looks like someone dropped spaghetti on a whiteboard and hit "visualize," you know you're in for a good time. That's OpenSSL sitting there in the middle like the popular kid everyone wants to hang out with, connected to literally everything. The walking stick figure begging it to burst already? That's every developer who's had to debug a vulnerability that cascades through 47 different packages. One CVE drops and suddenly your entire infrastructure is playing six degrees of OpenSSL. The best part is knowing that if it actually did burst, half the internet would go down faster than a poorly configured load balancer. Fun fact: OpenSSL has more dependencies on it than most developers have on coffee.

The Release Of Power

Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing

1 day ago 163.6K views 0 shares

The Code Refactor holds the One Ring of power—the ability to clean up that spaghetti mess and make everything beautiful. The Product Manager, channeling their inner Sauron, demands you "throw it in the release, deploy it!" because deadlines wait for no hobbit. But the Dev, wise and battle-scarred, simply responds with a firm "No." Because shipping a half-baked refactor to production is basically volunteering to spend your weekend firefighting bugs while the PM enjoys brunch. Sometimes the greatest power move is knowing when NOT to release the Kraken.

No One Will Question Tbh 😂

Devops Networking Debugging Backend Cloud

1 day ago 184.5K views 0 shares

The classic "buy yourself time" strategy. Someone literally built a Cloudflare error page generator so you can throw up a convincing 500 error and blame it on the CDN gods while you frantically debug your actual mess in the background. Genius move, honestly. Everyone knows Cloudflare goes down sometimes, so nobody's gonna question it. Meanwhile you're in the codebase like "why did I think using regex to parse HTML was a good idea" while your users patiently wait, thinking it's just network issues. The best part? There's an actual GitHub repo for this. Someone took the time to reverse-engineer Cloudflare's error page styling just so devs could gaslight their users into thinking the outage isn't their fault. The internet is beautiful sometimes.

Shutdown The Sub

AI Devops Programming Backend

2 days ago 204.2K views 0 shares

So Spotify just casually announced that their top engineers haven't manually written code in MONTHS because they're letting Claude do all the heavy lifting. They're literally deploying to production from their morning commute via Slack messages to an AI. Like, "Hey Claude, fix this bug real quick while I grab my latte ☕️" The absolute AUDACITY of having an internal system called "Honk" that lets you ship code to prod before you even step foot in the office. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still arguing in code reviews about whether to use tabs or spaces while these folks are living in 3024 where the AI does everything and engineers just... manage? Direct? Vibe check the code? Honestly, just pack it up everyone. Close the subreddit. We've reached peak absurdity. The future is here and it's an engineer on a train telling Claude to merge to prod while half asleep. What a time to be alive (and possibly unemployed soon). 🎭

Boss Vibe Coded Once

AI Devops Programming Cloud

3 days ago 270.5K views 0 shares

Boss spent a weekend playing with Claude AI and now thinks the entire dev team is obsolete. The plan? Fire everyone, let customers "vibe-generate" their own features directly, and somehow this will scale better than having actual engineers. The corporate email is a masterpiece of buzzword salad: "Claude is faster than all of us combined" and customers will just tell the AI what they want. Because we all know how well requirements gathering goes when you cut out the middleman who actually understands the codebase, infrastructure, and why Karen from sales can't have a button that "makes everything purple and also exports to blockchain." The DevOps person's relief at the end is chef's kiss—they know they're safe because someone still needs to keep the infrastructure running when this brilliant AI-first strategy inevitably crashes and burns. Good luck getting Claude to debug your Kubernetes cluster at 3 AM. Sent from my iPhone, naturally.

In Conclusion: Magic DNS

Docker Networking Devops Kubernetes Backend

4 days ago 288.6K views 0 shares

Docker Swarm's overlay networking is one of those beautiful lies we tell ourselves. "Service discovery just works," they said. "DNS resolution is automatic," they promised. Then you're standing in front of a whiteboard trying to explain how microservice 2-C talks to microservice 1-A through an invisible mesh network that somehow resolves names without anyone knowing how. The red strings connecting everything? That's you frantically gesturing about overlay networks, ingress routing mesh, and VIPs while your colleague's eyes glaze over. Eventually you just wave your hands and mutter something about "embedded DNS server on 127.0.0.11" and hope they stop asking questions. Spoiler: They never do. Someone always asks "but how does it ACTUALLY work?" and you're back to the conspiracy board.

I'm Lovin' It

Golang Devops Programming Cloud

7 days ago 239.3K views 0 shares

Someone really said "corporate branding is my passion" and went FULL McDonald's with their entire VS Code setup. Every single folder icon has been replaced with those golden arches, turning their file explorer into what looks like a fast food menu from hell. The best part? They're working on a Terraform provider called "mcbroken" (which tracks broken McDonald's ice cream machines, because of COURSE that's a thing that needs infrastructure-as-code). The commitment to the bit is absolutely unhinged - they've got `.github`, `workflows`, `docs`, `examples`, and even `mcbroken` folders ALL sporting that iconic M logo. Someone spent more time customizing their file icons than actually writing code, and honestly? That's the most relatable thing about being a developer. Priorities? Never heard of her. 🍟

Dev Life Production Problems

Debugging Devops Programming Testing Backend

9 days ago 213.7K views 0 shares

The shocked koala perfectly encapsulates that moment of pure disbelief when your code passes all local tests, runs flawlessly on localhost, and then immediately combusts the second it touches production servers. You've checked everything twice, your environment variables are set, dependencies are locked, but somehow production has decided to interpret your perfectly valid code as a personal insult. The culprit? Could be anything from a subtle timezone difference, a missing font on the production server, a slightly different Node version, or the classic "works on my machine" syndrome where your local environment has some magical configuration that production doesn't. Fun fact: studies show that 73% of developer stress comes from the phrase "but it worked locally" followed by staring at production logs at 2 AM.

House Is Archived

Git Devops Programming

10 days ago 235.0K views 0 shares

When you finally finish cleaning your house and immediately apply Git repository permissions to it. The house has been cleaned, committed, and pushed to production—now it's read-only mode, folks. No merge requests accepted. The beautiful parallel here is treating your freshly cleaned living space like a codebase that's achieved perfection. Just like when you archive a GitHub repo because it's "done" and you don't want anyone touching your masterpiece, the house is now in a frozen state. Any modifications would require forking the entire house first. The energy of protecting your clean house with the same intensity as protecting your main branch with mandatory code reviews and branch protection rules is honestly chef's kiss. Sorry family, you'll need admin privileges to move that couch.

Every Week

Debugging Devops Programming Backend

11 days ago 212.0K views 0 shares

Captain Picard walking back into the office on Monday morning, immediately requesting a damage report from his computer. Because naturally, something broke over the weekend while you weren't looking. Maybe it was that deploy on Friday afternoon. Maybe Jenkins decided to have an existential crisis. Maybe production just spontaneously combusted because the universe hates you. Either way, Monday morning means surveying the wreckage and figuring out which fire to put out first. The weekend was nice while it lasted.

Thank You Linus

Git Devops Programming Linux

12 days ago 239.7K views 0 shares

Behold the holy trinity of version control systems! Git is living its best life, getting all the love and attention from programmers worldwide. Meanwhile, Mercurial is drowning in obscurity, desperately gasping for relevance while watching Git get all the glory. And then there's SVN – literally a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean, forgotten by time itself, still waiting for someone to remember it exists. Thanks to Linus Torvalds for blessing us with Git and single-handedly sending SVN to its watery grave. The man really said "let there be distributed version control" and the rest is history. Poor SVN thought it was hot stuff with its centralized repository until Git showed up and absolutely DEMOLISHED the competition.

Who Feels Like This Today

AI Webdev Devops Docker Frontend

12 days ago 212.6K views 0 shares

The AI/ML revolution has created a new aristocracy in tech, and spoiler alert: traditional developers aren't invited to the palace. While ML Engineers, Data Scientists, and MLOps Engineers strut around like they're founding fathers of the digital age, the rest of us are down in the trenches just trying to get Docker to work on a Tuesday. Web Developers are fighting CSS battles and JavaScript framework fatigue. Software Developers are debugging legacy code written by someone who left the company in 2014. And DevOps Developers? They're just trying to explain to management why the CI/CD pipeline broke again after someone pushed directly to main. Meanwhile, the AI crowd gets to say "we trained a model" and suddenly they're tech royalty with VC funding and conference keynotes. The salary gap speaks for itself—one group is discussing their stock options over artisanal coffee, while the other is Googling "why is my build failing" for the 47th time today.

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