The Four Horsemen Of Software Development

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Left side: Regular person confidently declaring they feel "totally safe using Tesla Autopilot." Right side: Programmers who actually wrote the code having an existential crisis because they know exactly what lurks in those if-else statements. Nothing makes you question mortality like knowing the corner cases your code doesn't handle. The same programmers who put "// TODO: Fix this later" in production code are now responsible for keeping your car between the lines.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of spending four hours debugging your code only to realize you wrote this MASTERPIECE of a function and then just... forgot to call it?! 💀 It's like baking the world's most perfect soufflé and then leaving it in the kitchen while you serve everyone empty plates! The monkey's face is literally ALL OF US having that moment of pure existential despair when we realize our problem wasn't some complex algorithmic nightmare—it was just our brain cells taking an unscheduled vacation! Fun fact: Studies show programmers spend up to 50% of their time debugging, and approximately 90% of that time is just staring dramatically at the screen while questioning every life choice that led to this moment.

Someone thought they'd escape JavaScript by going to hell, only to discover it was invented there. Plot twist! JavaScript isn't just waiting for you in the afterlife—it's the reason you're headed there in the first place. The real punishment isn't the fire and brimstone—it's maintaining legacy code with callback hell, undefined is not a function, and type coercion that makes absolutely zero logical sense. Satan himself probably gets confused by JavaScript's equality operators.

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