Deadline Is Next Week, Permissions Are Next Century

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Deadline Is Next Week, Permissions Are Next Century

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Oh sweet summer child, you thought building environments was your biggest problem? HAHAHA! First they hit you with "build dev and prod environments" and you're like "sure, no biggie." Then they SLAP you with "no RBAC permissions" and you start sweating. But the FINAL BOSS? Having to submit a ticket for EVERY. SINGLE. PERMISSION. It's like trying to cook dinner but needing written approval to use each ingredient! "Dear IT overlords, may I please, pretty please, have permission to do THE JOB YOU HIRED ME FOR?!" And the deadline is next week? NEXT WEEK?! *hysterical laughter dissolves into quiet sobbing*

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