When Your API Bill Comes With Complimentary Language Lessons

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When Your API Bill Comes With Complimentary Language Lessons

api-memes, cloud-services-memes, billing-memes, customer-support-memes, language-barrier-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic "explain it in my language" support ticket nightmare! Developer gets charged $206 for API usage, politely asks why, and receives a detailed explanation... in Chinese. Nothing says "we value your business" like responding to an English query with a wall of foreign text that might as well be saying "lol good luck figuring this out." The irony of a service called "Cursor" losing the cursor on proper communication is just *chef's kiss*. This is why developers have trust issues with cloud services and their mysterious billing algorithms!

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