When Your API Bill Comes With Complimentary Language Lessons

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Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217

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Left: "It took me a few minutes to make BibleGPT with custom GPT. Now? 5 seconds with Devin." Right: "Who is doubting thomas" → "Sorry, an error occurred while fetching your answer." Bottom: "It exposed my API key so I had to revoke :(" The AI dev tool pipeline in 2024: Build something in 5 seconds, deploy it in 2 seconds, expose your API keys in 1 second. Progress! This is why we can't have nice things in tech. The faster we build, the faster we leak credentials. The modern developer experience is just speedrunning security vulnerabilities.

Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect search engine—a journey more convoluted than trying to explain to your mom why her computer is slow. This flowchart perfectly captures the existential crisis of modern developers. On one path, you've got the vector search hipsters who think they're too cool for regular search (spoiler: they are). Then there's the keyword search folks desperately seeking fault-tolerance like it's the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup. My personal favorite is the "petabytes of logs" branch. Do you really need so many logs? Well... YES . Because nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like hoarding data you'll never actually look at. And then there's the person who just wants Google without the AI hallucinations. Sorry buddy, wrong flowchart—but I feel your pain. We all miss the days when search results weren't trying to predict your existential crises. The real genius here is how accurately it portrays our decision-making process: a chaotic mess of technical requirements, personal preferences, and completely arbitrary choices that somehow ends with us picking whatever was mentioned in that conference talk we half-listened to last month.