Am I The Only One Tired Of Chatbots?

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Opera GX thinking they could just REMOVE a sacred fried egg image from their code! 💅 First they're like "we saved a WHOLE 18kb" as if that's something to brag about in our terabyte era. Then the ENTIRE INTERNET collectively loses its mind and demands justice for the egg that's been secretly lurking in their files since 2019! The fact that a browser had to publicly apologize to an EGG and then ceremoniously restore it to its rightful place is peak software development drama. This is why we can't have nice things... or smaller file sizes apparently!

Ah, the ancient runes of Svelte. When your TypeScript variables look like they were summoned from Mordor's coding bootcamp. Someone clearly got tired of boring variable names like 'x' and decided to unleash eldritch symbols upon their codebase. The real horror isn't the demons this summons - it's the poor soul who has to maintain it during the next sprint.

GASP! The HORROR of finding an Airbnb that's just... HTTP?! Not HTTPS?! My security-conscious soul is SHAKING! 😱 Imagine booking a room where your data travels NAKED across the internet without encryption! That's like sending your credit card info on a postcard and hoping nobody reads it! The web development gods are SCREAMING right now! No SSL certificate? In THIS economy?! I'd rather sleep in my car than connect to that Wi-Fi!

Ah, the eternal IDE settings hunt. Ten years of coding and I still get that panicked look when someone asks where to change syntax highlighting. Is it under File? Tools? Some obscure right-click context menu that only appears during a full moon? Every IDE developer apparently took a sacred oath to hide settings in the least intuitive place possible. JetBrains puts it under File, VS Code under... well, depends which extension broke your workspace this time. The correct answer? Just Google it like the rest of us. That's the real million-dollar question.

So they want a "Vibe Coder" who "orchestrates code through the power of AI" and "vibes their way to a brilliant front end product." Translation: We want someone to type prompts into ChatGPT while we pretend we're revolutionizing development. This job description screams "we have no idea what we're doing but we've invested too much in AI to admit it." Soon they'll replace "Senior Developer" with "Prompt Engineering Guru" and wonder why their codebase looks like it was written by a caffeinated squirrel with a keyboard. The funniest part? 42 people actually applied. Desperation truly knows no bounds in this economy.

Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.