Am I The Only One Tired Of Chatbots?

After trying every fancy IDE and code editor known to mankind, you still find yourself crawling back to Notepad++ for that "final version" of your code. It's like dating supermodels but marrying your high school sweetheart. Sure, VSCode has extensions that practically write the code for you, JetBrains IDEs know what you want before you do, and Vim users won't shut up about their efficiency... but there's something comforting about that little green lizard watching you hack together a solution at 3 AM that just works . No judgment, no complex configurations—just you and your questionable code snippets in their purest form.

BEHOLD! The entire programmer existence condensed into one TRAGIC timeline! From innocent birth to the cold, cold grave, we're just screaming at our screens in eternal confusion! 😱 First phase: "I don't know why this code isn't working!" *frantically bangs head on keyboard while chugging energy drinks* Second phase: "I don't know why this code IS working!" *stares suspiciously at functioning code like it's about to explode* THE AUDACITY of the universe to make us spend our ENTIRE EXISTENCE oscillating between these two states of magnificent confusion! And they expect us to pay TAXES on top of this?!

The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm: you're vibing with your new shiny project, completely ignoring last week's "revolutionary idea" that's now drowning in the depths of your GitHub graveyard. Down there lies an entire civilization of abandoned repos—each one started with the same naive optimism, each one promising "this time it'll be different." Spoiler alert: it never is. Your GitHub profile is basically an underwater museum of good intentions and half-finished TODO apps. The real kicker? You'll be back next week with another "game-changing" project while these corpses continue their eternal rest at the bottom of your commit history.

Nobody cares what language your backend is written in. They only care if it's fast. Yet every Rust developer seems physically incapable of describing their code without using the phrase "blazingly fast" at least 47 times per conversation. The cult-like obsession with Rust's performance is matched only by the collective eye-rolling of everyone forced to listen to another sermon about zero-cost abstractions and memory safety.

The duality of frontend developers! One minute we're roaring like majestic kings of the digital jungle, spouting philosophical nonsense about how we're above petty concerns... and the VERY NEXT SECOND we're having an existential meltdown because our div won't center! DISPLAY: FLEX! JUSTIFY-CONTENT: CENTER! ALIGN-ITEMS: CENTER! WHY WON'T YOU OBEY ME?! The universe has exactly two states: feeling like a coding god and being utterly defeated by 3 lines of CSS. There is no in-between.

The unholy trinity of "rapid development" is on full display! The tweet claims Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in under a week—which is hilariously wrong and the perfect setup for the three-headed dragon meme below. Two fierce dragon heads represent Git and BASIC—powerful tools that required significant development time. But that third head? JavaScript with its derpy eyes and tongue sticking out perfectly captures how JS was indeed cobbled together in 10 days by Brendan Eich in 1995. Fun fact: Linus Torvalds spent months creating Git after the BitKeeper controversy, and BASIC took significant development at Microsoft. Meanwhile, JavaScript—despite being slapped together in a mad rush to compete with Java—somehow powers most of the modern web. Proof that sometimes the derpy dragon wins!