Am I The Only One Tired Of Chatbots?

The four stages of Stack Overflow disillusionment: 1. You start as an innocent pink square with a question 2. You naively decide "let's ask Stack Overflow!" (still smiling, poor thing) 3. Your question gets flagged as "DUPLICATE OF SLIGHTLY RELATED QUESTION FROM 2006" that uses deprecated libraries and doesn't actually solve your problem 4. You return to being a square, but with PTSD and a solemn vow: "NEVER AGAIN." And that's how developers learn to debug by staring at their code for 8 hours instead of asking for help!

The circus of frontend development in four acts. First, we're applying basic makeup with web apps. Then we're adding a bit more flair with React's "seamless" UI promises. By the third panel, we've gone full clown with React Native's write-once fantasy. But the final transformation? Finding out Windows Start menu is supposedly React Native. That's when you realize you've been part of the circus all along. The progression from "this makes sense" to "dear god what have we done" is the true frontend experience.

Ah, the JavaScript ecosystem's most dedicated users - people who literally type "npm install malware" and hit enter. The package has 12 weekly downloads, was last updated 9 years ago, and somehow still claims 12 victims weekly. The best part? It's ISC licensed, so you're legally permitted to destroy your own system! How thoughtful! I'm torn between admiring these developers' curiosity and questioning their survival instincts. It's like watching someone lick a frozen pole "just to see what happens" - except with their production servers.

The AUDACITY of modern web development! Frontend? A BLISSFUL MEADOW of sunshine and rainbows where developers frolic with their precious UI components like they're holding up adorable babies to the sky! Meanwhile, the backend is LITERALLY HELL ON EARTH - a post-apocalyptic NIGHTMARE of burning servers, spaghetti code monsters, and data structures held together with duct tape and prayers! The best part? Users only see the pretty meadow while developers are FRANTICALLY fighting off the demon hordes of technical debt that threaten to consume their very souls! But sure, let's just add another animation to that button, shall we?

Junior developers turning their heads away from perfectly good documentation and help resources to stare longingly at the siren call of ChatGPT with half-baked prompts. The eternal struggle of tech leads everywhere - watching their team ignore centuries of accumulated wisdom in favor of asking an AI "how 2 center div plz?" and then implementing whatever hallucinated garbage it spits out. The documentation might as well be written in invisible ink at this point.

The raccoon in a trench coat perfectly captures that moment when your startup can't afford a proper dev team, so you're frantically switching between frontend, backend, DevOps, and UI/UX roles while pretending to investors you have an actual engineering department. Let's be honest—we've all been that raccoon, frantically cobbling together Stack Overflow answers at 3AM while wearing different hats and hoping nobody notices we're just one sleep-deprived developer running on caffeine and desperation. The trench coat isn't fooling anyone, but neither is your "we'll scale that feature in the next sprint" promise.