I Am Not Author Rized

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I Am Not Author Rized

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Customer service rep: "I'm not allowed to tell you how to bypass our paywall."

Also customer service rep: *proceeds to explain exactly how to bypass the paywall while technically denying help*

It's the digital equivalent of saying "Whatever you do, don't look in that drawer where I definitely didn't hide your birthday present." The beautiful malicious compliance of someone who hates their job just enough to follow the rules while completely undermining them. Corporate paywalls: 0, Chaotic good customer service: 1.

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