Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For

Content Starboy98 O starboy98 I only code in dark editors 01:54 6 Aug 20 Twitter for Android 316 Retweets 645 Likes 17 YoUr NiGhTmArE hackers47 Replying to starboy98 Because light attract bugs L7 485 1.6K

The eternal battle between garbage collection and memory management summed up in one Futurama scene. Amy's sick of cleaning up dead memory while Professor Farnsworth reminds us that without those heaps, we'd have nowhere to store our questionable code decisions. Just another day where the laws of computer science trump workplace cleanliness. Next time your app crashes with an out-of-memory error, remember - those heaps weren't just clutter, they were load-bearing trash.

Content using a decent fully featured debugger print("if the program reached that print statement it means that this pile of crap that i wrote works."

OH. MY. GOD. The junior just pushed a commit that's basically a NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE of code! 💀 +14,254 lines added in glorious green, -13,967 lines deleted in terrifying red. This isn't a commit, it's a COMPLETE REWRITE OF THE UNIVERSE! Senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks right now while frantically reaching for their blood pressure medication. The code review meeting is going to need trauma counselors on standby. What happened here? Did they accidentally paste the entire internet into our codebase? Did they decide to solve every bug by just... deleting everything and starting over? The git history will never emotionally recover from this tragedy!

The bell curve of programming wisdom strikes again! We've got the rare intellectual specimens on both ends (14%) who actually write meaningful comments to document their thought process, while the mediocre majority (34% + 34%) proudly proclaim "my code is self-documenting!!" with that smug face we all know too well. It's the perfect illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect in coding practices. The beginners and masters understand the value of good documentation, while the dangerous middle-grounders think their spaghetti mess speaks for itself. Spoiler alert: Future You will have no idea what Past You was thinking when debugging at 2 AM six months from now.

Content Jtech63 itech63 Hey RobinhoodApp did someone forget to add isleap() to your python module? Imagine losing thousands of dollars because someone didn't code for the leap year. It's looking for 303 data and throwing errors out the ass. robinhoodapp 3:31 ibb.co Origin is not allowed by Access-Control-Allow-Or retsXASEhours2020-83-83' com has been ble 15:27:16.330 Uncaught (in promi 'se) Error: Request has been termini the network is offline, unloaded, etc. Request.BPaq. Request. crossDomainError (Vendor-465a691 chunk. 15:2) 15:27:16.331 - Uncaught (in promise) Error: Request has been terminated