Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For

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Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For

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Forget "have you tried turning it off and on again" - tech support is just dating with more troubleshooting and less romance. Both involve hours of frustration, miscommunication, and ultimately walking away wondering why you bothered. At least with tech support, you can hang up without getting ghosted first.

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