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We Call It C Sharp
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13 hours ago 66.5K views 0 shares
We Call It C Sharp
Dad joke meets programming language pun in its purest form. The old man is questioning if he's a bad programmer for calling C# "C hashtag" instead of its proper name "C Sharp." Clearly, musical notation isn't in his programming curriculum. It's like calling jQuery "dollar sign query" or Python "snake underscore." The audacity of some developers to mispronounce the sacred texts! Microsoft created C# to sound sophisticated, but they forgot most programmers can barely read sheet music. At least he didn't call it "C pound sign" – that would've been truly unforgivable.

Getting Errors Is Success
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1 day ago 62.5K views 0 shares
Getting Errors Is Success
Progress in programming: going from "your code doesn't work" to "your code doesn't work, but differently." The sweet satisfaction of upgrading from a .NET core error to literally any other error is the closest thing we have to victory champagne. It's like being lost in the woods, finding a different set of unfamiliar trees, and celebrating because at least the scenery changed. Debugging is just the art of collecting error messages until one of them accidentally reveals the solution—or until you've stared at them long enough that your brain reboots and suddenly sees the missing semicolon that's been there all along.

C# Is Java But Better: Change My Mind
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2 days ago 60.6K views 0 shares
C# Is Java But Better: Change My Mind
The AUDACITY of this man! Sitting there with the smuggest grin, declaring "C# is Java but better" like he just discovered fire. 🔥 This is basically the programming equivalent of walking into a biker bar wearing a "Motorcycles Are Just Bicycles For People Who Can't Pedal" t-shirt. ABSOLUTE CHAOS WILL ENSUE. Java devs are currently preparing their 57-page essays on why garbage collection is superior, while C# fanatics are frantically typing "LINQ" in all caps as if it's the ultimate trump card. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are in the corner wondering why everyone's fighting over semi-colons.

Java Programmers Wear Glasses
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4 days ago 64.8K views 0 shares
Java Programmers Wear Glasses
Ah, the language war in coffee mug form. The punchline here is that Java programmers need glasses because they don't "C#" (see sharp). Classic programming dad joke that hits harder after your fourth cup of coffee and fifteenth NullPointerException of the day. It's the kind of mug you hide when clients visit but secretly cherish when debugging legacy code at 11pm. The irony is that most of us need glasses regardless of our language preference—staring at poorly indented code for a decade will do that to anyone.

Identity Crisis In The Programming Family
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8 days ago 68.6K views 0 shares
Identity Crisis In The Programming Family
The eternal identity crisis of C# in a nutshell! Poor Luigi of programming languages gets mistaken for "Microsoft Java" by its own family. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft literally created C# as their answer to Java after their Java implementation got legally smacked. Now C# is that awkward cousin who has to constantly remind everyone "No, I'm NOT just Java with training wheels." Yet the family resemblance is... undeniable.

Yup! Correct Version
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8 days ago 89.4K views 0 shares
Yup! Correct Version
Five identical orange cats labeled as different programming languages surrounding a loaf of bread labeled "HTML". Because let's face it, HTML isn't a real programming language - it's just bread. Delicious, structurally important bread that holds everything together, but still... just bread. Meanwhile, all the "real" programming languages are basically the same cat in different moods. Sure, they'll hiss and scratch at each other about which one is superior, but deep down they're all just orange cats doing cat things with slightly different attitudes.

When You're Not Really A Programming Language But Still Vibin' With The Big Boys
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9 days ago 79.7K views 0 shares
When You're Not Really A Programming Language But Still Vibin' With The Big Boys
HTML snuggled between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread is the most accurate thing I've seen all week. Just chilling there with its markup tags, no variables, no functions, no compiler... yet somehow still invited to all the dev conferences. It's like that friend who can't code but still gets included in all the technical discussions because they bring snacks. "What's that? You can't handle logic? It's fine, you make pretty buttons."

The C# vs Java Holy War: Bird Edition
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14 days ago 70.1K views 0 shares
The C# vs Java Holy War: Bird Edition
The eternal language war between C# and Java developers summed up in bird form. One bird starts asking an innocent C# question, only to be immediately attacked by the Java zealot who can't fathom why anyone would choose "Microsoft Java." Then comes the nuclear option: a "your mom" joke involving C# syntax. Because nothing says "I have compelling technical arguments" like reverting to playground insults when discussing strongly-typed languages. The enterprise software ecosystem at its most mature.

Unrelated Friends: The C# And VB.net Awkward Reunion
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15 days ago 64.5K views 0 shares
Unrelated Friends: The C# And VB.net Awkward Reunion
Oh. My. GOD. The sheer AWKWARDNESS of C# and VB.net being forced to sit together like some horrifically arranged marriage! 😭 These two Microsoft languages are basically the definition of "we work for the same company but CANNOT STAND EACH OTHER." They're like those cousins at Thanksgiving who have absolutely nothing in common except their last name. Sure, they both compile to the same intermediate language, but their syntax? Their philosophies? COMPLETELY different universes! C# is all semicolons and braces while VB.net is over there with its verbose "End If" statements like it's getting paid by the word. The tension is PALPABLE!

Among Us: Programming Language Edition
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16 days ago 111.6K views 0 shares
Among Us: Programming Language Edition
When HTML sneaks into your programming language meeting and tries to act like it belongs. The bread loaves represent actual programming languages with compilers and interpreters, while HTML is just markup sitting there like "yes fellow programming languages, I too execute code." The cat's face says it all—pure impostor syndrome. No wonder it's called "Amung Us"—HTML is the sus one trying to blend in with the real programming crew!

The Four Stages Of Game Dev Grief
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19 days ago 85.7K views 0 shares
The Four Stages Of Game Dev Grief
Ah, the classic game dev descent into madness. Starting with bright-eyed optimism about using Godot's C# API, then slowly spiraling into technical debt hell. First, you're excited about making a game. Then you're hunting for that perfect 3D model that's probably held together with duct tape and prayers. By the third stage, you're realizing your codebase is built on an outdated engine version and needs complete refactoring. And finally... the thousand-yard stare when you hit 3000+ errors. That's not a compiler error count—that's a cry for help. The best part? We all know you'll do it again on your next project. Because we're game devs, and apparently we enjoy suffering.

The Language Wars: Unfathomable Tears Edition
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22 days ago 99.4K views 0 shares
The Language Wars: Unfathomable Tears Edition
GASP! The eternal language wars have claimed another victim! This poor soul is DROWNING in a tsunami of tears while Rust, C#, and Go fanboys engage in their never-ending holy war of "my language is better than yours." The drama! The tragedy! It's like watching three cults fight over who has the most superior compiler while the rest of us just want to ship some damn code without being lectured about memory safety, garbage collection, or goroutines for the 500th time. Meanwhile, this programmer is literally MELTING into a puddle of despair because they probably just want to use whatever gets the job done without joining a programming language religion. The tears are indeed unfathomable!