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The Eight-Day Week Phenomenon

6 days ago 130.4K views 0 shares

When your coworker creates a new day of the week called "Monwednesday" between Tuesday and Wednesday. Because clearly, the regular week wasn't chaotic enough! That's the kind of time-bending sorcery that happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and deadline panic. The commit was 9 months ago, so it's probably in production now, silently breaking calendar apps worldwide. And they say programmers can't change the fabric of spacetime!

Flavors Of Java

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9 days ago 183.8K views 0 shares

The programmer in this meme is living in a parallel universe where Microsoft created Java, not C#. It's like claiming your first car was a unicorn, then your second was a horse, and somehow that qualified you to work at a zebra ranch. For those keeping score at home: Java was created by Sun Microsystems (later acquired by Oracle), Android uses a Java variant, and Microsoft's C# was actually created after Java as a competitor. This person's programming timeline is as accurate as a sundial at midnight.

Actual Estimate By Professional Game Studio

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15 days ago 165.1K views 0 shares

Actual Estimate By Professional Game Studio

Ah, the classic "two-week estimate" strikes again! Some poor project manager just claimed they can convert a 20-year-old C++ codebase to C# in just two weeks. Anyone who's ever touched legacy code knows that's like saying you'll clean the Augean stables with a toothpick. The king's response is the only reasonable one – crowning this developer as the new reigning champion of unrealistic expectations. This is why we drink so much coffee... and sometimes stronger stuff.

The Programming Language Special Forces

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17 days ago 222.8K views 0 shares

The programming language hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the "serious" languages are geared up for battle, poor HTML is just vibing in a clown costume. The eternal debate of "is HTML a programming language?" visualized perfectly. The hardened veterans of syntax and compilation stand ready, while HTML's just happy to be included in the squad. Reminds me of that one intern who shows up to the architecture meeting with nothing but enthusiasm and a vague understanding of what a for-loop is.

The String-Splitting Evolution

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2 months ago 252.5K views 0 shares

The elegant evolution of string splitting functions across languages, from Java's sensible split() to C#'s fancy uppercase Split() ... and then there's PHP with explode() – because why use normal terminology when you can pretend you're Michael Bay destroying strings with dramatic explosions? PHP developers really woke up and chose violence for their function naming conventions. Imagine explaining to a non-programmer: "Yes, I'm just going to explode this string into pieces. Don't worry, it's normal here."

Case Sensitivity And Naming Conventions

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2 months ago 192.8K views 0 shares

Ah, string manipulation in different languages - where consistency goes to die. Java's split() and C#'s Split() both follow sensible naming conventions, but then PHP comes along with explode() like that one developer who insists on naming variables after Pokémon characters. Ten years into my career and I still have to Google this function name every time I touch PHP code. It's like the language was designed by someone who thought "How can I make this as confusing as possible for people coming from literally any other language?"

While You Were Arguing, Microsoft Was Building

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2 months ago 227.7K views 0 shares

While You Were Arguing, Microsoft Was Building

While everyone was busy arguing about JavaScript vs Java, Microsoft quietly slipped away to create TypeScript and C#. Classic corporate move - let the peasants fight over scraps while you build an empire in the shadows. That smug look says it all: "We've got our own sandbox now, and we're not sharing the good toys."

Proof Of Proficiency

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2 months ago 182.9K views 0 shares

When your resume isn't getting any callbacks so you code it as a class implementation. This guy's living in 2077 while the rest of us are still using Word templates. The best part? He's somehow managed to code his future experience at a job starting in September 2024. Nothing says "hire me" like a time paradox and some premature optimization of your career path. That 1.7K thumbs up isn't just social validation—it's a compile-time assertion that this approach works. Meanwhile, recruiters are still trying to figure out if they should run this resume or read it.

The Programming Language Bakery

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2 months ago 266.4K views 0 shares

The bread hierarchy has spoken! Behold the programming language bakery where HTML is that one weird flat bread that didn't rise properly because surprise it's not even a programming language—it's a markup language! Meanwhile, Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are all fluffy, fully-risen loaves ready to handle actual computation logic. The bread metaphor is painfully accurate—HTML provides structure but can't "do" anything without JavaScript kneading some life into it. Next time someone claims HTML is their favorite programming language, just point to this carb-loaded taxonomy chart.

Why Do Python Programmers Wear Glasses?

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2 months ago 114.1K views 0 shares

The punchline works on two levels of programming dad jokes. Python programmers "can't C#" (can't see sharp) because they need glasses, but also because they code in Python instead of C#. It's the programming equivalent of that joke your uncle tells at every family gathering – ancient, predictable, yet somehow still gets a reluctant chuckle from the room. Just like documentation from 2008 that somehow still works.

The Programming Language Family Portrait

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3 months ago 259.7K views 0 shares

The programming language family portrait is absolute gold! C is clearly the dignified patriarch, while his rebellious son JavaScript is going through that punk phase we all pretend never happened. Meanwhile, C# is the well-behaved child who still gets good grades despite being raised by Microsoft. Java sits there looking completely normal and mainstream (just like its enterprise usage), while PHP awkwardly exists as the kid nobody talks about at family reunions. Objective-C is that cousin who's slowly being forgotten since Swift came along, and Lisp is just happy to be included despite being ancient. The best part? They're all dysfunctional yet somehow related—just like actual programming language inheritance!

The Dark Side Of W3

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3 months ago 157.8K views 0 shares

THE AUDACITY! W3Schools pretending to teach us C# with an .php file extension in the URL, then switching to PHP with an .asp extension?! The ULTIMATE BETRAYAL of web development! It's like ordering a pizza and getting a sandwich wrapped in pizza box. The irony is so thick you could compile it into an executable and it would STILL throw errors. Whoever spotted this deserves a medal for exposing the web development equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. PURE CHAOS!

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