Know Your Programming Language Personalities

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Know Your Programming Language Personalities

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Whoever made this nailed the personality types of programming languages perfectly. Python: friendly, approachable, might look a bit weird but gets the job done with a smile. C# is just happy to be included in the conversation. Java is that enterprise monster that haunts your nightmares with its verbosity and boilerplate. C is the ancient turtle carrying decades of legacy code on its back. And JavaScript... well, JavaScript is that chaotic demon that somehow powers 99% of the web despite making absolutely no sense half the time. The hierarchy of terror is real, folks.

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