Know Your Programming Language Personalities

Content When you accidently hit F12 instead of F11 on Google Chrome Alright. I've hacked into the mainframe and disabled their algorithms.

That awkward moment when your tech stack resembles a Frankenstein's monster of programming languages. Nothing says "best tool for the job" like writing scripts in Java (a compiled language designed for enterprise applications), serving them with JavaScript (because apparently we hate ourselves), and then embedding the whole mess inside Python. It's like building a sandwich with a sledgehammer, a paintbrush, and chopsticks - technically possible, but everyone watching you is silently judging your life choices.

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Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

Content The junior showing the senior developers how the manual task they have been doing for the last 10 years can be scripted

Ah, the eternal developer paradox! The junior dev is having an existential crisis about remembering what their code actually does, while the battle-hardened senior dev drops the ultimate truth bomb: you don't . This is why we have comments, people! Though let's be honest, even with meticulous documentation, we all eventually stare at our code from 3 months ago like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. The title "Not Even With The Documentation" just twists the knife deeper - because even when you DO document, future-you will still have absolutely no idea what past-you was thinking. The true mark of seniority isn't remembering everything - it's embracing the chaos and accepting that code amnesia is just part of the job description!