The Dark Side Of W3

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THE AUDACITY! W3Schools pretending to teach us C# with an .php file extension in the URL, then switching to PHP with an .asp extension?! The ULTIMATE BETRAYAL of web development! It's like ordering a pizza and getting a sandwich wrapped in pizza box. The irony is so thick you could compile it into an executable and it would STILL throw errors. Whoever spotted this deserves a medal for exposing the web development equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. PURE CHAOS!

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