Get To The Fcking Point Omfg

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Get To The Fcking Point Omfg

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Left side: Microsoft Community with their 500-word essay on how to get a string length in C#, complete with personal introduction, life story, and excessive technical explanation.

Right side: Stack Overflow with the chad-like answer of just "str.Length" - because real programmers don't need your life story, they need the damn property name.

The duality of programming help in its purest form. One treats you like you've never seen a computer before; the other assumes you just need the one critical piece of syntax to continue your coding rampage.

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