Why So Much Red

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Why So Much Red

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Those mysterious colored dots in Visual Studio's scrollbar? They're actually code indicators - red for errors, blue for breakpoints, yellow for warnings, and green for changes. But let's be real: most developers just see a Christmas light display of "your code is screwed" without ever bothering to learn what each color means. After 5 years of C# development, you just accept that red = bad and silently fix it without questioning the scrollbar's judgment.

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