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If Open-Source Is So Great

If Open-Source Is So Great
The eternal mystery of software development. Free hobby projects somehow manage to be both revolutionary and utterly unusable at the same time. It's like getting a Ferrari with square wheels and documentation written in hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, corporate software with billion-dollar budgets still crashes when you press two buttons simultaneously. The difference? One has a fancy marketing team that convinces you the bugs are actually "features."

Dell Makes 100% Sure You Know What It Means To Remove Their Software

Dell Makes 100% Sure You Know What It Means To Remove Their Software
Dell's uninstaller is treating you like you've never encountered the concept of deletion before. "Click Remove to remove" followed by "this program will no longer be available for use" is the software equivalent of explaining that water is wet. The dramatic movie scene below perfectly captures the existential crisis one experiences when faced with such profound wisdom. It's like Dell thinks we might believe uninstalling their software merely sends it on vacation to the Bahamas rather than, you know, actually removing it from existence. Next they'll add a warning that says "Breathing is recommended for continued survival."

Confession Of A Teams Developer

Confession Of A Teams Developer
The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!