When Microsoft Dynamics Cures Your Imposter Syndrome

Tech frustration Legacy-systems Enterprise software Corporate software Self-loathing Microsoft dynamics Crm Business applications

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When Microsoft Dynamics Cures Your Imposter Syndrome

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A developer's journey through self-loathing: "I hate myself" while coding... until Microsoft Dynamics 365 enters the chat. Suddenly there's a new champion of misery that makes their own code look like a masterpiece. Nothing unites developers quite like shared hatred for enterprise software that somehow manages to be both bloated AND missing critical features. The real therapy was the CRM we were forced to use along the way.

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