Signs Of A Digital Stroke

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Signs Of A Digital Stroke

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The medical chart says "Signs of a Stroke" but the real emergency is having to use Microsoft Teams. Nothing says "I've lost all motor function and capacity for rational thought" like claiming to enjoy that laggy, notification-spamming hellscape. The only people who genuinely love Teams are the same folks who think rebooting fixes everything and that "the cloud" is an actual place in the sky. The rest of us just smile through the pain during those daily standups while secretly plotting our escape to Slack or Discord.

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