Signs Of A Digital Stroke

The duality of every Windows developer's existence, captured in feline form. The top cat is in a food coma after consuming too many executable files—just like your PC when you've installed 47 different IDEs "just to try them out." Meanwhile, the bottom cat is already plotting its next compiler crime despite being absolutely stuffed with binaries. It's the digital equivalent of saying "I'm never drinking again" while simultaneously texting friends to plan next weekend's bar crawl. The eternal cycle of creating executables, regretting executables, then immediately creating more executables is basically the software development circle of life.

Internet Explorer's sole purpose in life has been reduced to downloading other browsers. The little blue 'e' desperately seeks validation—"Hey does anyone need me?"—only to be met with cold rejection. But then! A glimmer of hope when someone finally needs it... just to download Firefox. The circle of browser life continues. The only time IE gets any attention is when you've formatted your PC and need something—ANYTHING—to download Chrome, Firefox, or literally any other browser. It's like being the ladder that helps someone climb up, only to be kicked away immediately after.

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Dell's uninstaller is treating you like you've never encountered the concept of deletion before. "Click Remove to remove" followed by "this program will no longer be available for use" is the software equivalent of explaining that water is wet. The dramatic movie scene below perfectly captures the existential crisis one experiences when faced with such profound wisdom. It's like Dell thinks we might believe uninstalling their software merely sends it on vacation to the Bahamas rather than, you know, actually removing it from existence. Next they'll add a warning that says "Breathing is recommended for continued survival."

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