Teams Enjoyer

Microsoft teams Electron apps Communication tools Ram-consumption Corporate software Productivity tools

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Teams Enjoyer

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Saying "I love Microsoft Teams" unironically is basically a medical emergency. The meme uses the classic stroke symptoms format to suggest that anyone who genuinely enjoys Teams might need immediate neurological evaluation.

Teams is notorious for being a resource-hogging Electron app that somehow manages to consume 2GB of RAM just to send a "👍" emoji. It crashes during important meetings, has a UI that changes every other week, and its notification system is about as reliable as a random number generator. The search function? Let's just say it's faster to scroll through six months of chat history manually.

But hey, at least it's better than Skype for Business... right? Right?

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