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When Your IT Admin Only Allows Notepad As IDE

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1 year ago 384,897 views 0 shares

When Your IT Admin Only Allows Notepad As IDE

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Look at all these fancy apps you're allowed to install, and the IT admin's like "But for coding? Notepad++ is all you need, buddy!" That's like giving a chef a plastic knife and saying "What? It cuts, doesn't it?" Meanwhile, developers at other companies are using the coding equivalent of a fully-equipped kitchen with robot assistants. Nothing says "we value your productivity" quite like forcing you to code without syntax highlighting, auto-completion, or debugging tools. But hey, at least you've got Chrome to Google "how to quit job without burning bridges."

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