When Your IT Admin Only Allows Notepad As IDE

ide Developer tools Corporate it Productivity Developer experience Corporate software Notepad++ It restrictions Software policy Tech restrictions

Programming Debugging Security Devops Windows

24 days ago 64,838 views 0 shares

When Your IT Admin Only Allows Notepad As IDE

notepad++-memes, it-restrictions-memes, developer-tools-memes, corporate-software-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Look at all these fancy apps you're allowed to install, and the IT admin's like "But for coding? Notepad++ is all you need, buddy!" That's like giving a chef a plastic knife and saying "What? It cuts, doesn't it?" Meanwhile, developers at other companies are using the coding equivalent of a fully-equipped kitchen with robot assistants. Nothing says "we value your productivity" quite like forcing you to code without syntax highlighting, auto-completion, or debugging tools. But hey, at least you've got Chrome to Google "how to quit job without burning bridges."

More Like This

Interesting

Programming Java Backend

3 years ago 23.6K views 0 shares

Interesting | java-memes, rest-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1997 2002 2012 2020 java 3 Billion Devices Run Java Slava ORACLE Java 3 Billion Devices Run Java lava ORACLE Lava Stature instaling arg 3 Billion Devices Run Java S lava ORACLE Slava Status. instaling aara 3 Billion Devices Run Java S lava ORACLE

internet explor

Programming

3 years ago 20.0K views 0 shares

internet explor | internet explorer-memes, internet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Internet Explorer FRAGPUNCH.COM Microsoft shuts down Internet Explorer after 25 years of service BLOW You were the Best Enrome downloader that I ever used

99 Little Bugs In The Code

Programming Git Debugging Testing

1 month ago 88.0K views 0 shares

99 Little Bugs In The Code

STOP. EVERYTHING. The most TRAGIC song of our generation just dropped! 🎵 You fix ONE measly bug and SOMEHOW end up with 18 MORE?! The audacity of code to MULTIPLY its problems when you're just trying to help! It's like fighting a coding hydra - chop off one head and two more scream "SYNTAX ERROR" in your face! This is why developers drink coffee by the gallon and question their life choices at 3 AM. The debugging paradox - where success is measured by creating fewer problems than you solve! 💀

Me navigating YouTube for programming tutorials

Programming

3 years ago 19.0K views 0 shares

Me navigating YouTube for programming tutorials | programming-memes, program-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Welcome to the bad boys club

Programming

2 years ago 21.2K views 0 shares

Welcome to the bad boys club | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Well now there is no need for you to be so rude my god 1 thought girls like bad boysespecially bad IT boys with total disregard to support tickets Ohhh baby keep talking what else you doing that's bad Sometimes I just kill the Java process instead of shutting it down gracefully Oh my god I'm there

We've Refactored To Microservices

Programming Devops Backend Cloud

1 day ago 89.8K views 0 shares

We've Refactored To Microservices

OH MY GOD, look at what they've done to my beautiful monolithic dinner! 😱 They've taken what was once a glorious heap of mixed vegetables and LITERALLY DISMEMBERED IT into hundreds of tiny, isolated cubes! Sure, each little vegetable piece is now "independently scalable" and can "fail without bringing down the entire meal," but at what cost?! Now I need seventeen different microservices just to assemble one bite of what used to be a simple spoonful! The deployment complexity has increased by 800%, and the fork latency is THROUGH THE ROOF! This is what happens when the architecture team reads one Medium article and decides to revolutionize everything!