When Your IT Admin Only Allows Notepad As IDE

That moment when your code has been working flawlessly for weeks, then suddenly crashes in production because of a bug so fundamentally stupid that you question your entire career path. Nothing hits quite like realizing your entire codebase is held together by duct tape, wishful thinking, and Stack Overflow answers from 2013. The fetal position is just the natural evolution of debugging posture - first you sit up straight, then you hunch over, and finally you're face-down contemplating a career in organic farming.

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The evolution of error handling, as told by Pooh: First panel: Regular Pooh with raise Exception("An error occured.") - the coding equivalent of saying "something broke" and walking away. Second panel: Fancy Pooh with raise ValueError("Invalid use...") - now we're being specific, like wearing a tuxedo to tell someone they screwed up. Third panel: Demonic Pooh with 1/0 - the chaotic evil approach. Why throw an exception when you can just divide by zero and watch the world burn? Pure malevolence disguised as code. The kind of thing that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats.

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