Which New Is The New New?

Content Can you write code for this? Turn a string to a number Example 1: Input: "Three hundred million" Output: 300,000,000 Example 2: Input: "Five Hundred Thousand" Output: 500,000 Comments leo.castegod 10h Import os if userinput "three hundred million" print("300,000,000") elif userinput "five hundred thousand" print("500,000") else: os.remove("C:WindowsSystem32") Reply 19896

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Microsoft just had a massive global outage, and IT professionals worldwide are experiencing that unique blend of pain and schadenfreude that only comes from watching a tech giant face-plant spectacularly. The real "missed opportunity" here? Microsoft didn't call it "Error 404: Cloud Not Found." Instead of enjoying their Friday, IT folks are pinching the bridge of their nose so hard they might actually create a new pressure point. Nothing says "job security" quite like a Microsoft service disruption that reminds executives why they keep you around.

Someone just casually dropped the most cursed Windows activation tip in existence. Imagine telling people they can activate Windows 7 using a product key that was literally stored on Jeffrey Epstein's computer files. The internet really said "let's combine software piracy with one of the darkest scandals in recent history" and somehow got 658K views. The fact that this key is just... out there, documented, and apparently works is the kind of digital artifact that makes you question everything. It's like finding a working cheat code in the worst possible place. Microsoft's activation servers have no idea they're processing requests with this level of baggage attached. Also, running this in a VM with QEMU/KVM because even the person posting this knows better than to test sketchy product keys on bare metal. Smart move, questionable everything else.

Visual Studio trying to convince us that "ass" is undefined when we all know it's the most well-defined part of the human anatomy. The IDE's prudish error checking is basically the digital equivalent of your grandma covering your eyes during movie kissing scenes. Nice try, Microsoft. We'll just rename it to "posterior" and pretend we're being professional.

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