Which New Is The New New?

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Which New Is The New New?

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Windows offering you two identical Outlook options, one labeled "New" and the other "(new)". Because apparently Microsoft needs to clarify which version of new is the newest new. Next update they'll probably add "Outlook (new)(er)" and "Outlook (newest)(for real this time)". Nothing says enterprise software like making users play "spot the difference" before checking their email.

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