Which New Is The New New?

Microsoft force-feeding developers their AI coding assistant like it's some miracle elixir. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, it's just regurgitating Stack Overflow answers and GitHub repos that developers wrote in the first place. The circle of code life - write code, have it scraped, then pay to have it suggested back to you. Nature is healing.

The ancient art of insulting Microsoft Windows by misspelling it has been passed down through generations of sysadmins like some kind of sacred tradition. "Microslop Windoze" is the preferred nomenclature among those who've spent too many hours troubleshooting driver issues at 3 AM. Drake knows what's up. Using the proper corporate names? Boring. Childish. But breaking out the leetspeak-adjacent insults that your Linux-loving coworker has been using since 1998? Now that's culture. That's heritage. That's the kind of petty energy that keeps IT departments running. Fun fact: These nicknames peaked during the Windows Vista era when they were actually justified. Now we just use them out of muscle memory and spite.

Oh honey, someone just discovered MS-DOS and thinks they've achieved ENLIGHTENMENT. They stripped down their system so hard they went back to 1985! Because nothing says "I'm a power user" quite like running an operating system that predates the internet as we know it. The beautiful irony? They're flexing about escaping Linux "bloatware" by literally using an OS that can't even multitask properly. My dude has 64GB of RAM and is using 2MB of it like it's some kind of achievement. That's like buying a Ferrari and being proud you only use first gear. Also, the "(Arch btw)" in the title is *chef's kiss* – because even when abandoning Arch for DOS, they STILL have to mention they used Arch. It's not a lifestyle choice, it's a personality disorder at this point.

The ultimate programmer's double entendre! Even after learning C#, you still can't "see sharp" because your eyes are shot from staring at code all night. The cat's bewildered expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize your programming skills have improved but your vision has deteriorated proportionally. Nature's cruel balance system at work – gain coding abilities, lose actual eyesight. The universe demands payment for every semicolon you master.

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