Delete MS Teams: The Linux Developer's Nightmare

open source Work from home Linux users Microsoft teams Corporate software Proprietary software

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4 months ago 236,657 views 0 shares

Delete MS Teams: The Linux Developer's Nightmare

linux-memes, microsoft-teams-memes, open-source-memes, uno-meme-memes, corporate-software-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal struggle of Linux users when corporate overlords mandate Microsoft Teams. It's like being offered a choice between eating glass (using Teams) or drawing 25 UNO cards (just accepting defeat). Linux devs would rather compile their own kernel from scratch while juggling flaming torches than willingly install Teams on their pristine, open-source systems. The look of absolute disgust as they contemplate their life choices says it all. "You want me to install proprietary software? I'd rather reconfigure my entire desktop environment... again."

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