The Unholy Alliance That Powers The Web

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The Unholy Alliance That Powers The Web

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The unholy alliance that powers 40% of the internet! WordPress: where engineers who can't write a single line of code and designers who couldn't match colors in kindergarten join forces to create... *checks notes*... the backbone of the modern web. It's like watching two people who failed swimming lessons build a cruise ship that somehow doesn't sink. The perfect platform for when your client says "I want a custom site" but what they mean is "I want to drag and drop some boxes until something appears."

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