Make Webdev Great Again

The universal programmer betrayal: copy-pasting code from a tutorial with surgical precision only to watch it crash and burn. That moment of pure confusion as you stare at your screen like Ted the bear here—wondering if you're living in some parallel universe where Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V is broken. The tutorial creator probably forgot to mention those crucial environment variables, or that one magical dependency they installed three years ago and completely forgot about. The best part? The comments section is full of people saying "worked perfectly for me!" Classic digital gaslighting at its finest.

OH. MY. GOD. Welcome to the JavaScript circus of horrors where zero equals a string of "0.0" but zero with an 'n' doesn't?! And then—PLOT TWIST—the string "0.0" with a NOT operator suddenly equals zero with an 'n'?! 💀 This is the EXACT moment your brain cells commit mass suicide during a coding session. JavaScript's type coercion is like that toxic ex who keeps changing the rules mid-argument. "Yeah, that makes sense" turns into "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS HAPPENING" faster than you can say "use TypeScript instead."

The harsh interrogation lights are on, but the client's requirements remain in the shadows. You're basically waterboarding them with questions while they respond with "I just want something simple" and "You're the expert, figure it out." Meanwhile, the project deadline is tomorrow, the budget is whatever coins they found in their couch, and somehow you're supposed to build the next Facebook but "keep it minimal." The worst part? When it's all over, they'll look at your work and say "That's not what I had in mind at all."

The dream of coding on a 1.5-inch screen has arrived! VS Code squeezed onto a smartwatch is the ultimate flex for those who think mechanical keyboards aren't uncomfortable enough. Imagine debugging that production issue while grocery shopping—"Hold on, let me just pinch-zoom into line 457 to find that missing semicolon." Your wrist cramps aren't a bug, they're a feature! The best part? You'll spend 99% of your time just trying to tap the right button without hitting three others. Pair programming now means asking someone with smaller fingers to help.

Five identical orange cats labeled as different programming languages surrounding a loaf of bread labeled "HTML". Because let's face it, HTML isn't a real programming language - it's just bread. Delicious, structurally important bread that holds everything together, but still... just bread. Meanwhile, all the "real" programming languages are basically the same cat in different moods. Sure, they'll hiss and scratch at each other about which one is superior, but deep down they're all just orange cats doing cat things with slightly different attitudes.

The eternal love triangle of debugging! While proper breakpoints sit there begging to be used, we're all guilty of turning our heads for the quick and dirty console.log affair. Sure, the debugger offers sophisticated relationship features like variable inspection and step-through execution, but nothing beats the instant gratification of spamming "IT WORKS HERE" and "WHY GOD WHY" throughout your code. It's like choosing fast food over a proper meal - we know it's bad for us, but we just can't help ourselves.