Terminal Exit: The Power User's Goodbye

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Content Open in app GitHub Raises Price of Commit from 0.00 to 0.69 This price hike comes as a surprise, as GitHub had previously announced that it would be reducing the price of a commit to -0.50, effectively paying developers for every commit to feed human data into Github Copilot, soon-to-be ruler of the world. But it seems that GitHub has had a change of heart, and is now trying to gouge every last penny out of the open-source community. Currently, all hope lies in MercurialHub, a new platform currently being developed using Wix templates by Bosnian teenager Muhamed Almir in his free time. "There has to be a sequence of drag-and-drop motions on Wix's low-code platform that, when executed in the correct order, will result in a product capable of replacing Github," said Almir in a statement to the press. "I just haven't found it yet, but I'm building a Rust script to automate the process of trying every possible combination." We'll be sure to update this story as it develops. In

Content Greetings and salutations! Did you know that May is the only month that has a proper binary representation (101101)? Other months either have too few or too many letters to fit neatly into a binary sequence.

Content I name my master branch master because I'm kinky You name yours master because you're old fashioned We are not the same

The classic Linux audio struggle, immortalized in muscular arm form. Two Linux users locked in solidarity over their shared pain of dysfunctional microphones. Nothing says "I'm technically competent" like spending three hours configuring PulseAudio only to end up muted on both ends of a job interview. The irony of running an OS powerful enough to manage nuclear facilities but somehow incapable of handling a simple mic input is just *chef's kiss*.