This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

When the product team forgets to replace the placeholder text and now you're selling Default_juice in production. Classic case of "it worked on my machine" making its way to the shelves! The QA team must've been drinking something stronger than juice that day. Somewhere, a developer is frantically writing a hotfix while explaining to management that "technically, it's still juice..."

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Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. 1 am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? "As Answer Follow 97 48 Request 000 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41

Ah, the classic "stepped in AI-generated SQL" moment! Every developer's nightmare when they look down and realize they've been walking through code that was auto-magically created by an AI. That sinking feeling when you discover your database is about to be obliterated by queries that technically work but are about as elegant as a drunk elephant trying to perform ballet. The AI confidently generated perfect syntactical garbage that'll run flawlessly while bringing your production server to its knees. It's like having a helpful assistant who organizes your closet by setting everything on fire. "But it compiled without errors!" 🔥

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

Content a Why does everyone keep telling me to use C? (self.programminghorror) submitted 2 hours ago by ZERICO2005 My task was to create a function in C that would take an integer, find the right-most 0, flip it to a 1, and flip all the 1's to the right of it to 0's. I don't understand why, but everyone tells me to just use c instead? Strange. uint32 t func(uint32 t c) S uint32t i 1; while (i ! 0) Searches for the right-most 0 if ((c i) 0) Tests if the bit is a zero break; ? i 1; if (i ! 0) s I else s c i; Flips the right-most o to a 1 c c; If no zeros were found, then it was probably hidden in the carry bit, flip all 1's to the i 1; Start at the 1 next to the right-most o while (i ! 0) Flip all 1's to the right of it to 0's c wi; i 1; ; return c; Whv are peoble so adamant that I use c instead of C?