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Twenty Years Of Fire Wire

11 hours ago 61.9K views 0 shares

The irony of technology evolution in one image. In 2005, FireWire was this sleek, compact connector that made USB look like a clumsy dinosaur. Fast forward to 2025 (in this alternate timeline), and apparently FireWire decided to transform into what looks like the power supply for a small nuclear reactor. It's giving strong "I need to connect my computer to the space station" vibes. Somewhere, a hardware engineer is looking at this and thinking, "Yes, but can we add MORE pins?" Because clearly, what we all want is a connector that requires a building permit to install.

Subtle Differences

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1 day ago 115.2K views 0 shares

The eternal tech caste system in one image. On the left, your product manager flexing with a $4000 MacBook Pro they use exclusively for Outlook and Slack. On the right, the developer who actually builds your entire product, running a battle-scarred ThinkPad they rescued from an e-waste bin and upgraded with Linux. The ThinkPad is held together with electrical tape and spite, but somehow compiles code faster than the PM's machine. The real irony? The developer could afford the MacBook but actively chose not to buy it.

Privacy Theater At Its Finest

Apple Webdev Security Frontend

3 days ago 76.0K views 0 shares

Privacy in tech is like that friend who says they'll keep your secret but immediately posts it on Facebook. Safari claims to be the privacy champion, then casually sets Google—the data vacuum of the internet—as the default search engine. It's like installing a security door with a neon sign pointing to the spare key under the mat. The shocked cat perfectly captures that moment when you realize your "private" browsing history is being monetized faster than you can say "targeted advertising."

Parents Presentation

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19 days ago 56.7K views 0 shares

Content Apple to parents who are planning to buy their kids a Windows laptop for school

The Great Python Mobile Massacre

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23 days ago 112.9K views 0 shares

Remember when Python had dreams of mobile dominance? Yeah, neither does anyone else. The meme perfectly captures how Apple and Google teamed up like anime villains to strangle Python's mobile aspirations. Python could've been a contender in the mobile space (Nokia's PyS60 was actually a thing), but the ecosystem gatekeepers decided that a language where indentation matters and everything runs like it's wading through molasses wasn't ideal for battery-powered pocket computers. Shocking. Now Python devs just sit in dark rooms training neural networks while Swift and Kotlin developers actually ship apps people use. The circle of life in tech.

Even The Used Market Is Getting Expensive

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24 days ago 176.1K views 0 shares

Even The Used Market Is Getting Expensive

A masterful historical burn. The meme references Marie Antoinette's infamous "let them eat cake" quote when told the peasants had no bread, showcasing her disconnection from reality. Similarly, suggesting Macs as an alternative to expensive GPUs is equally out of touch—like recommending a $2000+ computer known for mediocre gaming performance to someone who can't afford a graphics card. It's the tech equivalent of suggesting caviar to someone who can't afford ramen.

Apple Downloaded A CSS Filter And Called It "Liquid Glass"

Apple Webdev Programming Frontend

25 days ago 181.5K views 0 shares

Apple Downloaded A CSS Filter And Called It "Liquid Glass"

When you realize Apple's revolutionary "Liquid Glass" design is just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); CSS. Tech companies repackaging basic code as groundbreaking innovation is the circle of life in Silicon Valley. Next they'll discover the revolutionary concept of "if statements" and charge you $999 for the privilege. Meanwhile, frontend devs are just sitting there like "I've been doing this since 2017 for free."

The Four Horsemen Of Privacy Apocalypse

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25 days ago 119.0K views 0 shares

The four horsemen of privacy apocalypse, ranked by self-awareness: Microsoft: Caught red-handed, frantically trying damage control. Google: "We're the good guys because we only harvest your browsing data, not everything ." Apple: "Yes we spy, but we told you in paragraph 347 of the EULA you definitely read." Linux: The vegan CrossFitter of operating systems. Doesn't spy and can't shut up about it.

All Apple Did Was A 3 Liner...

Apple Webdev Frontend

27 days ago 158.4K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. Apple just launched their revolutionary "Liquid Glass" effect and developers are absolutely LOSING THEIR MINDS after discovering it's literally just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); — a CSS one-liner that's been around since the STONE AGE of web development! 💀 The AUDACITY to present basic CSS as groundbreaking technology while charging $1999 for devices to run it! I'm SCREAMING! Next they'll announce they've invented the revolutionary concept of... wait for it... MARGINS! *faints dramatically*

It's All Just CSS

Frontend Webdev Apple Programming

29 days ago 103.8K views 0 shares

Frontend devs looking at Apple's fancy new "Liquid Glass" design: *puts on glasses* Yep, just a 2px blur filter. The magic of tech marketing vs. the brutal reality of CSS inspection. Apple announces revolutionary design innovation, and somewhere a web developer is thinking "I could've done that with one line of code during my lunch break." The emperor's new clothes are just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); all along!

Do Not Cite The Deep Magic To Me, Witch

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1 month ago 84.0K views 0 shares

Someone standing proudly in front of a Windows Vista launch banner that reads "The 'Wow' starts now." The title references Apple's new Liquid Glass while essentially saying "I've seen operating systems make empty promises before." Vista promised revolutionary experiences but delivered driver incompatibilities and BSODs instead. Veterans of the OS wars carry these scars like badges of honor. Young devs excited about Apple's new tech have no idea what disappointment feels like.

Apple Finally Upgrading To Aero Glass

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1 month ago 92.3K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "spot the innovation" game. Windows Vista with its groundbreaking Aero Glass interface from 2007 sits next to macOS 26, which apparently took design notes from... checks notes... Windows Vista. After 15+ years, Apple's revolutionary UI changes have circled back to what Microsoft did when everyone still had flip phones. Tech innovation is just a flat circle where we wait long enough for translucent interfaces to become retro-cool again. Corporate wants you to spot the difference between these two groundbreaking designs, but there isn't one. Just two companies repackaging the same shiny glass effect and charging premium prices for the privilege.

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