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The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

Content It might come in handy on April Fool's day. Apparently, there is the Greek question mark - U037E, which looks like a semicolon (;). When your teammate turns away, change any semicolon in their code to this character. Sit back and enjoy their reaction :) Everything will seem fine, but the code will not compile. (C) The "60 terrible tips for a C developer" book Unicode Character";" (U037E) a

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Every now and then, ping one of your competitor's websites using an IE6 VM. Keep them on their toes. 11:57 AM Jul 24, 2018 Twitter Web Client 3.3K Retweets 10.2K Likes

Content YOU GET A JOB IT'S IN IT. THEY GIVE YOU A 7000 LAPTOP THEY ASK YOU TO EDIT IMAGES FOR THEIR WEBSITE USING PAIN maint much, but it's honest work,

OH. MY. GOD. The audacity of this confession! 💅 While the rest of us are slaving away crafting artisanal, hand-coded algorithms like medieval monks illuminating manuscripts, this absolute GENIUS just invented a whole new job title! "Pull Stack Developer" is the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can heat up a frozen dinner. Honey, StackOverflow isn't a buffet where you can just grab whatever looks tasty! Yet here we are, watching someone proudly admit they're basically a digital kleptomaniac with a text editor. The truly SCANDALOUS part? It probably works better than half the code I write from scratch!

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5t years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". E 7:10 PM 11 Jul 20 Twitter Web App