All Apple Did Was A 3 Liner...

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All Apple Did Was A 3 Liner...

apple-memes, css-memes, frontend-memes, webdev-memes, design-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. Apple just launched their revolutionary "Liquid Glass" effect and developers are absolutely LOSING THEIR MINDS after discovering it's literally just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); — a CSS one-liner that's been around since the STONE AGE of web development! 💀

The AUDACITY to present basic CSS as groundbreaking technology while charging $1999 for devices to run it! I'm SCREAMING! Next they'll announce they've invented the revolutionary concept of... wait for it... MARGINS! *faints dramatically*

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