All Apple Did Was A 3 Liner...

Your company-issued laptop is basically a fortune-telling device for your career trajectory. Dell? Corporate drone with a ticking clock. MacBook? Startup darling living paycheck-to-funding-round. But if they hand you a ThinkPad, congratulations on your involuntary lifetime appointment! That red TrackPoint nub might as well be a ball and chain. The laptop doesn't just run your code—it's running the simulation of your entire professional future.

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE that is Safari compatibility! There you are, coding your little heart out, your webapp working FLAWLESSLY on Chrome, Firefox, Edge—practically EVERYTHING—and then BOOM! 💥 Safari comes waddling in like that deranged goose, ready to DEMOLISH your CSS, MASSACRE your JavaScript, and OBLITERATE your will to live! It's like building a beautiful sandcastle only to have that ONE SPECIFIC CHILD kick it down EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Why, Apple, WHYYYYY?! 😭

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