Privacy Theater At Its Finest

Content How to fix any computer Windows Step 1. Reboot Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows Lose all your files Quietly weep Apple Step 1. Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac Overdraw your account Quietly weep Linux Step 1. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a. Revert back to Using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep

The political compass, but make it nerdy . This chart perfectly maps the tech world's tribal warfare onto a Freedom-Proprietary and Tradition-Disruption grid. In the top-left, we've got the "Libredev" quadrant where bearded Unix wizards and Emacs cultists fight for software freedom while clinging to technologies older than most junior devs. Think GNU/Linux (yes, you must call it that) and C++ codebases that haven't been refactored since 1997. Top-right "Cogdev" is where Microsoft and corporate tech lives - traditional, enterprise-y, and about as free as a subscription service. These are the folks who think Visual Studio is lightweight and unironically use the phrase "synergistic business solutions." Bottom-right "Soydev" quadrant is where you'll find Apple fanboys and JavaScript framework enthusiasts who will rebuild their entire tech stack every six months because some Medium article told them to. They're disrupting the industry by reinventing the wheel with more dependencies. And finally, bottom-left "Hypedev" - home of Rust evangelists and blockchain bros who won't stop talking about how their technology will save humanity. They're all about disruption and freedom, just don't mention that their revolutionary project is still in beta after 5 years.

Content Contribute code to the Fox News and Fox Business iOS, tvOS and watchOS projects Write idiomatic Swift code that is clean, readable and maintainable WHAT YOU WILL NEED BS or higher in Computer Science or related field 8 years experience in iOS Development using Swift Portfolio of iOS apps in the App Store A deep understanding of mobile ad technologies and concepts (VAST, MAP) Experience with the following SDKs: - Google Mobile Ads SDK Google Interactive Media Ads SDK (IMA) Experience with header bidding solutions (Prebid.js, Amazon, Index) Swift Programming language Swift is a general-purpose, multi-paradigm, compiled programming language developed by Apple Inc. for iOS, iPadOS, macOS, watchos, tvOs, and Linux. Swift is designed to work with Apple's Cocoa and Cocoa Touch frameworks and the large body of existing Objective-C code written for Apple products. Wikipedia Stable release: 5.2.3 April 29, 2020; 46 days ago Preview release: 5.3 branch Typing discipline: Static, strong, inferred First appeared: June 2, 2014; 6 years ago OS: macOS, Darwin, Linux, FreeBSD, Windows MeL My 6 years of GOS dev experience

Someone just discovered the ultimate arbitrage opportunity in tech. Buy DDR5 RAM sticks for $510, harvest the chips, order three Mac Minis with base RAM, then pay Apple $400 to upgrade from 24GB to 48GB. Boom—you've essentially paid $910 for what would cost you $510 on the open market. Wait, that math doesn't work? Exactly. That's the joke. Apple's memory upgrade pricing is so astronomically inflated that people are genuinely considering desoldering RAM chips and performing surface-mount surgery on their Mac Minis. Because apparently that's easier than accepting Apple's "minor" $400 fee for 24GB of additional unified memory. The real kicker? Apple's unified memory architecture means you can't actually upgrade it yourself—it's soldered directly to the M-series chip. So you're stuck either paying the Apple tax upfront or living with whatever RAM you ordered. It's not a bug, it's a feature... of their profit margins.

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