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It's Free Real Estate For Your 10,000 Browser Tabs
Webdev React Apple Javascript Programming
12 days ago 73.3K views 0 shares
It's Free Real Estate For Your 10,000 Browser Tabs
512GB of RAM?! The absolute AUDACITY of Apple to think I wouldn't immediately fill that with 2,457 Chrome tabs of Stack Overflow solutions I'll "read later." That Mac Studio isn't a computer—it's an enabler for my browser tab hoarding addiction! Web developers see all that memory and literally start salivating like it's beachfront property they just inherited. "Finally, I can run my React app, Slack, AND keep my 'JavaScript Promises Explained' tab open without my computer bursting into flames!" 🔥

Virtual Reality, Actual Poverty
Apple Hardware
14 days ago 86.6K views 1 shares
Virtual Reality, Actual Poverty
First panel: Excitement! "WHOA!" Second panel: "THIS VR IS SO REALISTIC" - that moment when you're convinced the $3,499 headset is worth every penny. Third panel: Reality check. Bank account showing -$3499. Fourth panel: Crying through your $3.5k face computer while questioning your life choices. The most realistic feature of Apple Vision Pro? The ability to see your financial regrets in stunning 4K resolution. At least now you can cry in spatial computing.

Mac Users Watching Windows Updates Burn The House Down
Windows MacOS Apple Microsoft
19 days ago 65.5K views 0 shares
Mac Users Watching Windows Updates Burn The House Down
Mac users smugly watching the chaos unfold as Windows users deal with yet another catastrophic update. That smirk says it all—sitting comfortably in their walled garden while Windows folks frantically Google "how to rollback update" and "why is my printer suddenly speaking Klingon?" Sure, they paid triple for their hardware, but at least their OS isn't randomly deciding to rearrange the furniture while they're sleeping.

Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor
Apple Hardware MacOS
21 days ago 103.4K views 0 shares
Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor
The "Lumon Terminal Pro" sitting alongside MacBook Air and MacBook Pro is a brilliant nod to the dystopian Apple TV+ show "Severance" where employees use retro-looking terminals at Lumon Industries. It's like Apple decided, "Hey, our products aren't overpriced and cultish enough, let's add a computer that literally separates your work memories from your personal life!" Next up: iLobotomy Pro Max, starting at just $5,999 (brain not included).

Safari Is The New Internet Explorer
Frontend Webdev Apple Javascript Programming
29 days ago 100.0K views 0 shares
Safari Is The New Internet Explorer
Ah, the browser engine family portrait! Two fierce, intimidating dragons (Chromium and Gecko) looking ready to burn your CPU to ashes, and then there's Apple's WebKit... the derpy cousin with its tongue hanging out who still can't figure out how to implement basic web standards from 2015. Frontend developers have nightmares about Safari the same way they used to about IE. "But it works in EVERY browser!" *tests in Safari* "...except that one." Nothing says "I hate web developers" quite like forcing your proprietary browser engine on the entire iOS ecosystem while it struggles with features Chrome and Firefox implemented during the Obama administration. The circle of life: Internet Explorer dies, Safari steps up to become the new browser that makes developers question their career choices.

Job Security
Testing Agile Programming Debugging
1 month ago 95.5K views 0 shares
Job Security
When your entire job is testing one new feature per year at Apple! 😂 The meme shows the legendary "waiting" Pablo Escobar meme format but reimagined for Apple's QA team who supposedly have the cushiest job ever - just chilling around all year waiting for that single new feature to test. Meanwhile at other tech companies, QA engineers are drowning in sprints and backlogs! That's what I call work-life balance taken to the extreme!

Look What They Took From Us
Hardware Webdev Apple Programming
1 month ago 122.4K views 2 shares
Look What They Took From Us
The great port extinction of our time! This meme perfectly captures the devolution of laptop design from "Swiss Army knife of connectivity" to "hope you enjoy carrying dongles for the rest of your life." Modern laptops went from having every port imaginable to basically two identical USB-C ports that require you to carry an adapter the size of a small country. Minimalism is great until you need to connect literally anything. The bottom MacBook is practically begging "please sir, may I have some more ports?" while the top one is like "we heard you like dongles, so we removed everything else."

Webdev In2024
StackOverflow Apple Linux Debugging Frontend
2 months ago 49.9K views 0 shares
webdevIn2024 | css-memes, web-memes, try-memes, bug-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, fix-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 57 This likely has to do with the issue addressed here: CSS overflow-x: visible; and overflow-: hidden; causing scrollbar issue In short, when using visible for either overflow-x or overflow-y and something other than visible for the other, the visible value is interpreted as auto. Share Edit Follow edited May 23, 2017 at 10:29 Community Bot 1 01 answered Jun 10, 2013 at 9:02 Sprintstar 8.058 06 39 51 48 is this a bug that browser vendors should fix or spec by W3C? Because it's awful... - ProblemsOfSumit Oct 4, 2013 at 10:17 26 2.5 years later and this bug still exists - Daniel Kobe Apr 16, 2016 at 8:06 FF 52 and this still happens. add one more year... - Sebastianb Jul 31, 2017 at 19:22 5 FF 57, here too - fedetibaldo Nov 30, 2017 at 18:10 19 Guess which issue still exists at the end of 2018... facepalm - Vitalii Romaniv Dec 12, 2018 at 9:54 5 This bug is still haunting my projects - ApplePearPerson May 22, 2019 at 14:18 4 Still a bug.... FF72 can't believe they haven't fixed that one yet! - benitek Feb 2, 2020 at 16:05 26 2020 still the same... - Eduard Fedoruk Mar 30, 2020 at 15:31 24 2021 and this hits harder than covid - Sasa Sijak Jan 14, 2021 at 8:55 13 I'm from the future. It's 2045, the issue still exists - Roudy Tarabay Apr 15, 2021 at 10:10 12 2022 just knocked in and the issue still exists.: - Deepak Yadav Dec 31, 2021 at 19:10 2 This is legit unacceptable! - Ben Racicot Sep 19, 2022 at 14:26 5 10 days till 2023 and still: I lost almost a full day trying to figure out why my CSS does not work as expected... - BlaM Dec 21, 2022 at 16:42 BlaM Glad to still be helping, ten years later :) - Sprintstar Dec 22, 2022 at 16:30 2 The cvcle continues. . - Nicholas Aponte May 3, 2023 at 17:15 2 September 2023 and we still have this behavior - Dayron Gallardo Sep 12, 2023 at 15:42 2 I'm from 2024 and we still have it - Jiren Jan 30 at 16:04

You Wouldnt Download Kali Linux
Linux Apple Frontend Cloud
2 months ago 118.2K views 0 shares
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Content What is on a child's computer? TOg Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- like Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet O DiSCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple If you see any of these on their computer, or have a child you think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions. rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk ROCU TROTONAL ORGANISEO CHIME UNIT Ch NCA National Crime Agency

The Last Guy Will Never Confess
Linux Apple Microsoft Frontend
2 months ago 38.1K views 0 shares
theLastGuyWillNeverConfess | linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, apple-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Microsoft: Wait, I can explain! Apple: Your users know that you're spying? G Google: You spy through the whole OS?? I spy only the web. Linux: You guys are spying?

He He
Linux Apple Databases Backend
2 months ago 43.9K views 0 shares
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Content Item APPLE JUICE Ttems count: Total. Waiter: Cashier: Station; Price 100.00 value 200.00 Rs.200.00 Sticket .getProperty(Waiter")) TELL OSCOL CENTRL NON AC Thank you for your visit. Copyright (C) iGuard. www.iguardsolution.com Client Developer

Fix Any Computer
Javascript Apple Microsoft Windows Java
2 months ago 74.5K views 0 shares
fixAnyComputer | programmer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, server-memes, apple-memes, windows-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, kernel-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to fix any computer Windows Step I Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive, Reinstall Windows Lose all your fies. Quietly weep. Apple Step I Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account Quietly weep. Linux Step h Learn to code in C Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again: Switch dietros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard Blame Sun Microsysters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietly weep