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In Context Of The Recent Announcement Of No Ports By A Certain Company, The Flip Side:

6 days ago 4.5M views 1 shares

Skyrim out here flexing its 12-platform release while Minecraft and Terraria are getting roasted for their "measly" 18 and 155 platforms respectively. Then you pan to DOOM, the absolute Lovecraftian horror lurking beneath the surface, because someone somewhere has probably ported it to a pregnancy test, a smart fridge, AND your calculator from high school. While Apple's busy removing ports from their devices, DOOM is literally creating ports TO EVERYTHING. The game runs on more platforms than there are JavaScript frameworks released this week. It's the ultimate irony: one company eliminating physical ports while the gaming community keeps adding software ports to devices that were never meant to run games in the first place. Fun fact: DOOM has been ported to ATMs, digital cameras, iPods, and even a John Deere tractor display. If it has a screen and electricity, someone's already asked "but can it run DOOM?"

It Has Two Buttons Btw

Webdev Frontend Apple Hardware

8 days ago 6.3M views 1 shares

The eternal quest for minimalism has led webdevs to the promised land: a mouse so smooth and buttonless that it might as well be a bar of soap. Because why would users need something as archaic as visible, tactile buttons when they can just... guess? Click anywhere and hope for the best. It's like designing a website where every element is a mystery meat navigation—except now it's your actual hardware. The "MaCaLLY" branding really seals the deal here. Nothing screams "premium user experience" like a peripheral that requires a PhD to operate. Sure, it has two buttons—they're just hiding somewhere in the quantum realm between the top and bottom surfaces. Revolutionary? Absolutely. Usable? That's a different sprint story. Fun fact: Apple's Magic Mouse actually does this too, with its touch-sensitive surface replacing physical buttons. Turns out when you prioritize aesthetics over ergonomics, you get a device that looks great in photos but makes your hand cramp after 10 minutes. But hey, at least it's elegant .

Mac User

MacOS Apple Git Programming

11 days ago 1.2M views 0 shares

Ah yes, the telltale sign of a Mac user: the mysterious .DS_Store file littering every single directory like breadcrumbs from a particularly annoying operating system. For the uninitiated, macOS drops these hidden files everywhere to store folder view preferences, and they spread to every USB drive, git repo, and shared network folder you touch. It's basically the Mac equivalent of leaving your fingerprints at a crime scene, except the crime is using a Unix system that still can't decide if it wants to be user-friendly or developer-friendly. Nothing says "I develop on a MacBook Pro" quite like accidentally committing .DS_Store to the repo and having your Linux-using coworkers judge you in the PR review.

Less Ports

Hardware Apple

16 days ago 972.8K views 0 shares

Remember when you could plug in literally anything without needing a dongle? Yeah, those days are gone. Tech companies heard "minimalism" once and decided the solution was to remove every useful port from existence. You've got USB-A, USB-C, HDMI, DisplayPort, Ethernet, and audio jacks all living in harmony on that beautiful I/O panel. It's a developer's dream—plug in your keyboard, mouse, three monitors, external drives, and still have ports left over for that random Arduino project. But no. Instead we get one lonely USB-C port that does everything and nothing at the same time. Need to charge your laptop while using an external monitor and transferring files? Better invest in a $200 hub that'll break in six months. The irony is they call it "innovation" while selling you back the functionality you already had, just with extra steps and adapters.

When The Devs Actually Care

Ios Apple Security Networking Debugging

1 month ago 512.3K views 0 shares

"Apple's got bugs in their networking stack that compromise security? No problem, we'll just work around it." This is the energy of a dev team that's seen some things. Instead of waiting for Apple to fix their mess (spoiler: they won't), they just said "fine, we'll do it ourselves" and secured their app anyway. It's the developer equivalent of duct-taping a leaky pipe because the landlord won't answer your calls. Sure, the underlying infrastructure is still broken, but at least your users are safe. That's what separates teams that ship from teams that just file Radars into the void and pray. The Chad energy here is real—taking ownership when the platform vendor drops the ball. A year later and Apple still hasn't fixed it, but who's surprised? Meanwhile, these devs are out here doing actual security work instead of pointing fingers.

Number Of Ks

Apple Hardware MacOS

1 month ago 431.4K views 0 shares

So the original Macintosh from 1984 had 128K of RAM, while your fancy 4K TV from 2018 has... 4K. Technically the Mac wins by a landslide at 128 Ks versus 4 Ks. Progress, right? Love how we went from measuring computer power in kilobytes to measuring screen resolution in thousands of pixels, and somehow ended up using the same letter K for completely different things. It's like the tech industry just ran out of alphabet and said "screw it, let's reuse K for everything." Your $3000 gaming rig with 64GB RAM? That's 67,108,864 Ks. But your monitor? Just 4K. We really need better marketing.

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Rip Ports

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1 month ago 367.8K views 0 shares

Behold the tragic evolution of Apple's MacBook lineup, where each generation is blessed with FEWER ports than the last, like some kind of twisted minimalist nightmare. We went from a glorious buffet of USB-A, HDMI, Ethernet, Thunderbolt, SD card slots, and headphone jacks to... *checks notes* ...two measly USB-C ports. COURAGE, they called it. Meanwhile, developers are out here carrying around a dongle collection that rivals a janitor's keychain just to plug in a mouse and an external monitor simultaneously. The top MacBook is basically screaming "look what they took from you!" while flexing its port abundance like a bodybuilder showing off gains. RIP to the days when you could actually connect things to your laptop without needing a PhD in adapter logistics or a second mortgage for dongles.

PC Users Win With Duct Tape Strategy

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1 month ago 362.4K views 0 shares

The beautiful dichotomy of tech ecosystems on full display here. Apple users see a microscopic scratch on their aluminum unibody chassis and immediately start browsing for a $2,000 replacement. Meanwhile, PC users are out here running desktop towers held together with zip ties, prayers, and what appears to be the entire inventory of a hardware store's tape section. That PC build is literally falling apart at the seams—case panels missing, structural integrity questionable at best—yet it's probably still running Crysis at 60fps. The "20 years and holding strong" is the chef's kiss because you KNOW that machine has survived multiple OS upgrades, countless hardware swaps, and probably a few minor fires. It's the Ship of Theseus of computing: is it even the same PC anymore? Who cares, it boots. Meanwhile that MacBook has one tiny dent and its owner is already scheduling a Genius Bar appointment. Different philosophies, same destination: getting work done (or procrastinating, let's be honest).

Operating System Starter Pack

Linux MacOS Windows Apple Microsoft

2 months ago 469.4K views 1 shares

The holy trinity of OS warfare, perfectly summarized! macOS users need mountains of cash to afford their shiny aluminum lifestyle. Linux users need actual technical skills because nothing works out of the box and you'll be compiling drivers at 2 AM on a Tuesday. Windows users? They need the patience of a Buddhist monk dealing with forced updates, driver issues, and the eternal mystery of why their PC randomly decided to restart during an important presentation. It's the circle of tech life: pay premium for simplicity, suffer through complexity for freedom, or endure chaos for compatibility. Choose your poison wisely!

Watch Out Nvidia! The Mac Gaming Scene Is Reaching Never Before Seen Heights...

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2 months ago 399.4K views 0 shares

Watch Out Nvidia! The Mac Gaming Scene Is Reaching Never Before Seen Heights...

Cyberpunk 2077 running at "over 30 FPS" on a MacBook is being celebrated like it's some kind of groundbreaking achievement. For context, Cyberpunk 2077 is notorious for being one of the most demanding games ever made, and here we are in 2026 bragging about barely hitting the frame rate that console gamers were roasting in 2013. The sarcastic title is chef's kiss because Mac gaming has been the punchline of the gaming world for decades. While PC gamers are chasing 240Hz monitors and arguing about ray tracing, Mac users are celebrating the ability to play a AAA game at slideshow speeds. The bar is literally on the floor—no, it's underground. Nvidia's RTX 4090 can probably render this entire scene in the time it takes the MacBook to load a single frame. But hey, at least it runs, right? That's basically the Mac gaming motto at this point.

Apple Was Trolling On This One Lmao

Apple MacOS Windows Hardware Networking

2 months ago 407.3K views 0 shares

Apple's migration assistant is out here transferring data at a blistering 6 MB/s like we're still living in the dial-up era. Two hours and 26 minutes to copy "Allan Berry's Pictures"? At this rate, you could probably just manually email each photo individually and finish faster. The real kicker is transferring from "LAPTOP-MN1J8UQC" (clearly a Windows machine with that beautiful randomly-generated name) to a shiny new Mac. So you're making the big switch to the Apple ecosystem, and they welcome you with transfer speeds that would make a floppy disk blush. Nothing says "premium experience" quite like watching a progress bar crawl while contemplating your life choices. Fun fact: Modern SSDs can hit read speeds of 7000 MB/s, which means Apple's transfer tool is running at roughly 0.08% of what current hardware is capable of. But hey, at least it gives you time to grab coffee, take a nap, and question why USB-C still can't figure out its life.

Well, Guess That's Many Of Us!

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2 months ago 334.3K views 0 shares

The eternal divide between Apple users and PC users, perfectly illustrated through their reactions to hardware damage. Apple users spot a microscopic scratch on their pristine MacBook and immediately spiral into existential crisis mode—"OMG have I ruined my Macbook!?!?!" Meanwhile, PC users are running machines that look like they survived a Mad Max movie, held together by duct tape and prayers, casually asking "Is this effecting performance?" while their GPU is literally exposed to the elements. It's the difference between treating your device like a sacred artifact versus treating it like a Nokia 3310 that refuses to die. PC users have transcended physical damage—if it boots, it works. Apple users? That tiny dent just devalued their device by $500 in their minds.

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