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The Dreaded Afternoon Standup Trap
Agile Programming
6 days ago 139.9K views 0 shares
The Dreaded Afternoon Standup Trap
That face when your brain has been context-switching all day between 17 different tasks, and then someone moves the standup to 4PM. Now you're stuck in that weird limbo where starting anything new feels pointless because "the meeting is coming," but it's still hours away. Just sitting there, refreshing Slack, pretending to work while your productivity slowly evaporates into the void. The cherry on top? You'll definitely forget what you actually did today when it's your turn to speak.

AI vs ADHD: The Two Coding Personalities
AI Programming StackOverflow Debugging
12 days ago 166.1K views 0 shares
AI vs ADHD: The Two Coding Personalities
The eternal struggle of modern coding: the AI vibe coder vs. the ADHD vibe coder. On the left, we have the AI-dependent programmer - a sad, corporate bootlicker waiting for ChatGPT to explain basic packages while producing non-functional code that somehow still gets them hired at FAANG companies. Meanwhile, the ADHD coder on the right is living their best chaotic life - dressed like they raided a highlighter factory, confidently hacking together solutions based on "voices in their head" and that one function they glimpsed three weeks ago. Their code might be a ticking time bomb, but at least it has personality . The real genius here? The ADHD coder's superpower of instantaneous StackOverflow garbage collection. Who needs AI when you've mastered the ancient art of copy-paste-and-pray?

Still Better Than A Race Condition I Guess
Programming Debugging Backend
2 months ago 172.9K views 1 shares
Still Better Than A Race Condition I Guess
The top panel shows multithreading chaos with threads printing out of order and overlapping each other—basically your brain running four processes simultaneously with zero synchronization primitives. The middle panel shows the dream: perfectly ordered thread execution. Like when you fantasize that medication will magically transform your brain into a beautiful sequential processor. But the brutal reality in the bottom panel? Your brain just kills three threads entirely. Sure, it's deterministic now... but at what cost? Single-threaded performance isn't exactly a feature upgrade when you're trying to parallel process life. And yeah, technically it's better than a race condition. At least you know exactly what's happening—absolutely nothing on those other threads.

The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes
Testing Programming Debugging
5 months ago 137.8K views 0 shares
The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes
Left panel: Absolute existential dread when faced with writing actual tests for your code. Right panel: Sudden burst of dopamine and laser focus when those little green checkmarks start appearing. The perfect representation of developer priorities—validation first, actual work... eventually. The testing equivalent of cleaning your entire apartment to avoid writing one paragraph of documentation.

ADHD And Coding: The Ultimate Dopamine Switcheroo
Python Programming Databases
5 months ago 180.4K views 0 shares
ADHD And Coding: The Ultimate Dopamine Switcheroo
The ultimate ADHD trap - an ad promising to replace one dopamine addiction with... *checks notes*... 17 different programming courses that you'll totally finish this time! 🙃 Nothing says "I've conquered my scrolling habit" like starting 36 lessons on Data Analytics that you'll abandon after the first coding high wears off. The irony of using a structured curriculum to fix your executive dysfunction is just *chef's kiss*. Pro tip: You can tell this was made by someone with ADHD because they somehow thought learning Python, R, SQL, NumPy, and pandas simultaneously was a reasonable plan. The only thing missing is "Introduction to Finishing What You Started" - 0 lessons, ∞ hours.