The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes

Adhd Unit tests Dopamine Green tests Developer psychology Procrastination Test driven development Coding priorities validation

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The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes

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Left panel: Absolute existential dread when faced with writing actual tests for your code. Right panel: Sudden burst of dopamine and laser focus when those little green checkmarks start appearing. The perfect representation of developer priorities—validation first, actual work... eventually. The testing equivalent of cleaning your entire apartment to avoid writing one paragraph of documentation.

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