The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes

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Oh sweetie, that mythical "future refactoring" is sitting right there with unicorns and work-life balance! The meme shows an interrogation room where the detective is basically asking the suspect if this magical concept of "future refactoring" is present—spoiler alert: IT'S NOT! It's the ULTIMATE developer fantasy, right up there with "documentation that's actually up-to-date" and "meetings that could've been emails." We keep pushing it off like that diet we're totally starting next Monday. Meanwhile, our code base is over there screaming in technical debt while we whisper sweet nothings about how we'll fix it "when we have time." HONEY, THAT TIME IS NEVER COMING!

Content Richard's guide to software development "O" 80 HOW THE SOFTWARE IS DESIGNED. 14 HOW MUCH TIME HAS TO BE SPENT ON EACH PART. HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS BEFORE THE BETA TEST. HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS AFTER THE BETA TES ? HOW THE SOFTWARE S ADVERTISED WHAT THE CUSTOMER REALLY WANTED. I STILL LIKE YOU ANYWAY, TOOT: HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS TWO VEOSIONS I ATEO. Sandra and Woo by Oliver Knrzer (writer) and Powree artist) - www.sandraandwoo.com

Sure, you designed three perfectly aligned food bowls with cat ear cutouts. Meanwhile, your users are sprawled across the feeding station like they're auditioning for a renaissance painting. Classic case of "works perfectly in dev, breaks spectacularly in production." The gap between developer intent and user reality is why we can't have nice things... or why QA departments exist.

Content It's terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world: computers drive cars around the state of the art test to check that you're not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures

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