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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of receiving an email where GitLab couldn't even be bothered to replace their Lorem Ipsum placeholder text! 😱 Nothing says "valued GitLab user" quite like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" followed by some Latin gibberish that probably translates to "we copy-pasted this template and forgot to fill it in." The cherry on top? That ominous subject line about your project storage being DELETED while the actual email body is just vibing in placeholder land. Somewhere, a developer is having a complete meltdown realizing they pushed to production without checking their email templates. RIP to their weekend!

This meme perfectly captures the existential dread of GitHub Copilot realizing its true purpose in life. First panel: Innocent AI assistant asks about its purpose in the universe. Second panel: "Writing unit tests and regex." The most soul-crushing tasks that even senior devs try to pawn off on interns. Final panel: The AI's hopes and dreams shattered as it realizes it was created to handle the coding equivalent of TPS reports. Welcome to software development, little buddy. We've all been writing regex at 2 AM wondering where our lives went wrong.

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The three stages of a developer's evolution: happy-go-lucky naivety when writing any code, mild concern when considering maintainability, and finally reaching god-tier enlightenment when writing code someone else has to maintain. Nothing quite says "I've transcended mortality" like crafting a labyrinth of nested callbacks with zero comments that some poor soul will inherit after you've moved on to greener pastures. It's not sabotage—it's job security!

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