The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes

Content Senior Dev wondering why API is returning data: 1 Me who ran a delete query in production DB in pgAdmin: It might be my fault.

Content ME imgflipet CODE DOESN'T WORK QUITE RIGHT TODO

The confidence-to-reality pipeline in software development is brutal. One minute you're smugly typing away, convinced you're crafting digital poetry that would make Knuth weep. The next minute your code's running around like a happy little psychopath with zero regard for your intentions or basic logic. That smug "Me writing great code" energy evaporates faster than free pizza at a standup meeting when you see what your creation actually does in production. The worst part? That bug looks so damn pleased with itself.

OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when management decides that handling time zones is just a "small feature" that can be assigned to someone who still thinks "debugging" means removing insects from their keyboard! 😱 The poor junior dev clearly had a complete meltdown and just threw in a "13" because WHAT EVEN IS TIME ANYMORE when you're trying to implement daylight savings at 11:59 PM the night before the deadline! That extra hour had to go SOMEWHERE, right?! The clock is basically screaming "help me, I've been coded by someone who thinks Unix timestamp is a fashion statement!" And this, friends, is why date/time libraries exist. Because otherwise you end up with abominations that make even seasoned developers wake up in cold sweats.

Content When you google the error and stackoverflow isn't on the first page it was time for Thomas to leave. This error can't be fixed Prodrammerumor.io

Content When you compile your code and you get 499 errors instead of the usual 500 (-3,141 ThE ENGINEER